NotBrennanSports

Sports agent and enthusiast of awkwardly staged selfies. I often use more words than necessary. Sorry, ladies (and some gentleman) - I’m taken.

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

This year I'm thankful for energy drinks, thesauruses, heavy metal, and @WahoosFishTaco #GobbleGobbleGrind

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@MissRockDoll you shall have my legion of minions to do your bidding #EvilLaugh #StrokesFinalsMustache

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

Latest headshot from my photo shoot. Signed 8x10 for whoever comes up with the best photoshop #ImAModel #NoReally

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@JenniferTedmori alcohol is not the answer to finals #CrunkIRACing

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

The 2015 @ChapmanESLS symposium is coming. I will be siting on a golden throne carried by minions as agents fight each other gladiator-style

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@brennansports you're my white knight #CorpsWillTurnMeIntoACorps #NeedMoCaffeine

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

.@CSelters you aren't caffeinated enough to favorite my tweets #GetOnMyLevel #MoCaffeineMoSelfies #ViciousCycle #DGAF

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

All I do is #win #win #win #GetPaid #MoMoneyMoProblems #IGetPaidinDrPepperAndRedBull #AndOtherCaffeinatedBeverages #IAlsoGetPaidByTheSelfie

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

Rival agents: don't even try to take my new client, Jaguars QB Clarence @BEEFT4NK. Check out these sweet highlights http://t.co/oFJYevw2eu

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

Redundancy is the best policy #WordsOnWordsOnWords

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@JenniferTedmori #DeathByMacCharger

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@ailiakostas @brennansports @Jack_D_Anderson #KeepItWeird #ThugLife #Twitter4Dayz

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@brennansports #Ferret http://t.co/Ctk2w5AgdZ #EvansWordOfTheDay #EWOTD

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

@brennansports @Angels @VansCompany I'm the next Tony Hawk

[Evan Brennan @EvanTheAgent]

What does this guy do to get an @Angels L out of system? He goes skateboarding at @VansCompany like he's 14. #YOLO

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

.@brennansports Nebulosity #HumanThesaurus

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

24 hours since #Sockgate2014. Still not wearing socks in protest. #NoSocksNoGlory

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

All I do is #win #win #win

[Chapman ESLS @ChapmanESLS]

.@brennansports and @CSelters advance to the finals as the #1 seed in the @TJSLSportsLaw negotiation competition

[NotBrennanSports @NotEvanBrennan]

Partying hard at the Angels game tonight #GoBigOrGoHome @brennansports