Paris of Troy

Yes hello my accomplishments include being a rich attractive misogynist. Unfortunately I am now dead. Follow if you cried.

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@NikeTennis @Nike @RafaelNadal HE IS NOT MY KING! I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU SPEAK OF!

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@QueenOfNile48 @TreasureofTroy_ I may have flirted with you both, but Helen is definitely prettier.

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@TreasureofTroy_ YASSSSSSSSS

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@TreasureofTroy_ @Lavi_On_Fire #cantbetamed

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@TreasureofTroy_ @Plutus53 I WILL BEAT YOU PLUTUS

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@Starbucks BRING ME ICED COFFEE NOW

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@QueenOfNile48 @justcommentingg Well the cell service in hell isn't that great, but i appreciate the gesture.

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@justcommentingg @QueenOfNile48 THATS BC ALLAH ISNT REAL YOU CRUMB

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@Lavi_On_Fire The alphabet has 21 letters right? No? Huh, guess i was missing u r a q t

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@TreasureofTroy_ I'm just trying to keep my options open!

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Hey @de_remini are you from tennessee? Cause you're the only ten i see.

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Hey @THEqueenDido... Are you good at math? I need help with this problem: x=your number

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Hey @QueenOfNile48
Did it hurt?
...When you fell from heaven?

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WE SHALL CONTINUE THIS DEBATE ON THE MORROW @justcommentingg

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@justcommentingg @justinbieber REALLY???? OMG IM A HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK

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@justcommentingg @justinbieber pshshh obviously. I have all the women. But Helen is my soulmate.

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@justcommentingg @TreasureofTroy_ @Plutus53 @WidowerOfMusic oh yeah? then how did @GilletteVenus appear to me and give me Helen???

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@justcommentingg @justinbieber do you even know who i am? u no my name not my story bro.

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@justcommentingg @TreasureofTroy_ @Plutus53 @WidowerOfMusic THEN HOW DID HE APPEAR TO ME THAT ONE TIME? EXPLAIN THAT SCIENCE DUDE

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@justcommentingg @justinbieber quit disrespecting my role model. I could have you decapitated peasant