imam mortdog enjoyer

i miss god-pharaoh's gift

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@regularaugust My parents bought me moon shoes but somehow I could not figure out how to assemble them properly so I just like. Never actually got to use them. Fucked up. I should make a reddit post about it

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@Thedirk_digglet @jupiterbrandos Those shareholders gotta be doing a little happy dance right now fr

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@Thedirk_digglet @jupiterbrandos Yeah dude and thats wicked awesome for the shareholders bro

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@Thedirk_digglet @jupiterbrandos Bro I'm so happy for the shareholders

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@piggamer2014 @BoldfaceJames Witcher 1 combat is literally a rhythm game but it doesn't matter because all the preparation aspects are the real game

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@CallibrettoMTG My face when someone abuses the power of politics in the Competitive Politics format

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@LemorasCards @Zrob0 Holy shit. Maybe the best .jpeg for my "cedh is the worst format of all time" folder ever produced

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@MonkeyVanguard Mfw I call counterspells "handtraps"

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

hate when somebody pulls up to a stop sign before me and waves me through. who the fuck do you think you are? you don’t get to decide. those aren’t the rules. fuck you

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@DurantulaTCG @rexkater The demons are telling me to play 1x Diana No Longer Human over the second Irelia Fervent, am I griefing myself or is this card gas

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@FranziaMom Boris sneaking into this otherwise mostly fraudulent list is a real head scratcher

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@swannoise KMC could save us if they wanted to, but they won't

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[Hello @VeinRichard]

sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night having to pee so bad while still being too whelmed by sleepiness to get up that you enter a strange hypnagogic pee realm for what seems to be 100s of hours

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@AWillroth Another member of the Filtered by Nonstandard Vocal Tone Brigade

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@GeordieGreep Greep can be a little wrong. As a treat

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@AliEldrazi 3 more .pngs for my "cedh is the worst format of all time" folder

[imam mortdog enjoyer @NotExactlyBacon]

@DietDorito456 Slay the spire in neither list....hmmm