Leo

Attorney | Culinary Enthusiast | Aesthete

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Okay I'll say it. Footnotes should be the norm.

[Christian @_S_choir]

I don’t think people are considering that executive roles are public facing roles where you’re expected to speak/act on behalf of the company.

How can she speak at a conference on behalf of a company after this?

[Christian @_S_choir]

I’m starting at a new biglaw firm today as a partner.

To God be the glory 🙏🏾🙌🏾

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Drake sampling Deniece Williams “Free” on Make Them Pay is 🔥

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

DRAKE

💿 ICEMAN
💿 HABIBTI
💿 MAID OF HONOUR

THREE ALBUMS

TONIGHT 🚨

[Alex Nunn @AlexNunn]

You bring a dozen eggs with you to court ONE TIME and all of a sudden the Supreme Court of Georgia is putting you on blast . . .

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake's 'ICEMAN' drops in less than 48 hours... 🧊

[Dr. Magic Panda @magicpanda_703]

That’s like Jeffrey Dahmer lecturing people about table manners.

[Financial Times @FT]

The firm, whose partners bill more than $2,000 per hour in bankruptcy cases, apologised for multiple AI-generated 'hallucinations' in a high-profile case. https://t.co/H0jDKbKX8E

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

This all I needed man. Love you dad

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The woman who called ICE to report 6 Guatemalans - who nearly finished installing a $10,000 roof - in order to avoid paying them, has been arrested for exploiting immigration status to obtain an economic benefit.

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The NFL has offered its game officials a six-year labor deal with a 6.45% annual growth rate in compensation, while the NFLRA is insisting on 10% plus $2.5 million for marketing fees the league regards as worthless, sources say.

The union also continues to resist changes the NFL is insisting upon, including shortening the “dark period” after the Super Bowl, deploying underperforming officials to spring leagues for extra reps and ending a seniority-based system for playoff assignments. “We want to pay for performance,” source said.

[Douglas Farrar @DouglasLFarrar]

The FTC just settled with OkCupid and Match Group for secretly handing nearly 3 million users' dating profile photos and location data to Clarifai, a company that builds facial recognition software(!!!).

The penalty? A promise not to do it again.

[croptopsandcourtrooms @croptopsllc]

Motion for a Fucking Break.

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

i have to disclaim that i hope to never have to bill 2300 hours lol but one of my favorite things about this job, which is probably counterintuitive, is the flexibility. do they expect you to work as much as you can? absolutely. but for the most part, i get to choose the when

[autist @litteralyme0]

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

The partners who would say "I know there's a case out there that says X, I just cited it recently" were the OG hallucinators.

[𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎 @Naiballer]

@KeruboSk Pure chaos, caffeine, and confidence turned last minute panic into excellence.