foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD

Wannabe artist. Eater, tweeter, deleter, if I feel like it. I used to fight &do other cool shit. I got fat. Now I play golf. Oh and the internet pays the bills.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

Alright guys I made a new twitter dot com account specifically for film tweets/discussions cuz I know 98% of you don’t care. So hopefully less tweets from here. Idk who knows. Go follow me if you actually like the content @finbarsfilms

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

Bro fucking RORY MAAAACCCCCILROY

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@DeIudedShaniqwa Oh. Oh my. Please. It hurts my brain.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

I got a fuckin A+ at the dentist baby!

“Best gums I see! I know they’re good cuz you don’t squirm and they don’t bleed or get irritated!” Said the nurse

[F. Sean McCollough @finbarsfilms]

I’ve only seen about HALF of these…😬

247 to be (possibly?) exact

Lots and lots and lots of work to do…

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@ctrlarchive I’ve been so skeptical for sucha long time just because SO many people say they love it Lolol I’ve owned it for years and still never watched

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@KubrickPoint Hitchcock … sorryntsry

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@EngelKRichard @Noirchick1 The Maltese Falcon is Kindergarten compared to The Big Sleep’s confusing plot!

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@VeraSTClair @Noirchick1 So good but I still have no idea what’s going on half the time!

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@Noirchick1 I think the obvious FILM choice is Casablanca

The MOST Bogey, Bogey is The Maltese Falcon

The BEST Bogey is The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

The ONLY other way for a smaller PP to win vs AA is w/ a straight

This chart is wrong.

66, 77, 88, 99 have the MOST straight windows (combinations) that do NOT interfere (aren’t blocked by) AA.

Think about it. Prove me wrong. Please. Just fuckin prove me wrong. I dare you.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

Fuckin TORCHING ChatGPT like I said. Took the mf 20 minutes and me correcting it 17 times to find its way to an incorrect answer, yet again. (Literally every poker table says I’m wrong, so I might be wrong, but I’ve yet to get a satisfactory explanation as to why).

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

Obviously every othr pocket pair performs poorly against AA. Sure. My argument is that 66, 77, 88, and 99 perform BETTER than ALL the other pocket pairs.

Set equity is the same for everything 22-KK

Flush equity is the same for everything 22-KK

Board play/chops also symmetric

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

How hard do yall be pushing ChatGPT/Grok? I got this mf going in the tank for 90 seconds before they can answer my shit. Proud to ask the hard questions.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@ATRightMovies I mean.. not that it’s necessarily relatable, but Taxi Driver is like the loneliest a guy could possibly be. Loneliness-induced psychosis lol.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

I know many will hate the LOTR exclusion, but it’s right there at 21, I promise. If they had awarded the trilogy as a whole it would be up there, but that’s not what the award is ¯\_(���)_/¯

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

Is my “Top Twenty Films to Win The Academy Award for Best Picture” list valid..?

Get spicy. Cook me. Go for it.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@TheMafiaPoint This list just reminded me of how sick Eastern Promises is lol… like so sick.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@sourpenismilk Why dafuq they say I2 instead of 12

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@ATRightMovies Actually my favorite movie fest. Michael Keaton is probably Out of Sight, but I wouldn’t call it a Michael Keaton movie.

[foobius findicus, OBE, GDF, PHD @NotFinny]

@ATRightMovies Night Shift!