Active Sloth 🦥

[Zay⭐️ @WyaZayZay]

drug dealer says the drugs aren’t supposed to be addicting

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"Women used to give birth without --" & they died.
"Back then, raw milk was --" killing people.
"My ancestors didn't get vacci--" Dead.
NEXT.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.

[kaya💖🌈✨ @zyologust]

Americans love to talk shit about other cultures and call us primitive and “third world,” but this is their culture: PEDOPHILIA

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

“David Rapestein”

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

The UK will stand up for what is right.

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

Alice Weidel becomes the first leader in the world who is anti-immigration but has an immigrant wife, is anti-LGBTQ+ but is a lesbian herself, opposes LGBT adoption but has adopted two children, and is a hardcore German nationalist but lives in Switzerland

[Syed Mubashir Shah @MubashirWrite]

This is disgusting... And purely racist thinking....

[Has Ahmed @HasAhmed_]

Funny how immigration becomes “sacrifice, hard work and contribution” when Zia Yusuf is talking about his own parents but becomes something sinister when he’s talking about a Somali woman who came as a refugee and turned her life around by literally doing public service.

[Nicholas M. Kimani @SankarasGuitar]

Isn't he Jewish? Eating pigs is also banned in his religion

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Met a mate for a drink in Sadiq Khan's London last night. My phone got nicked twice and we had to go to six pubs before we found one where the barstaff spoke English. Then I got murdered on the way home.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Your parents were economic migrants who moved to London from Egypt; would you describe them as a problem? Your husband is an American who lives in London; is he a problem? You have given birth to five children with non-British fathers; are they a problem? I'm not demonising you or them.

[Active Sloth 🦥 @NotForDunya]

@menguismo1895 @sadgirlnlove I wouldn’t call Henry Cavill ugly 😁

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Political party donations in 2025

Reform UK: £22.8m (+290%)
Tories: £15.2m (-46%)
Labour: £6.4m (-84%)
Green Party: £2.7m (+8%)
Lib Dems: £2.6m (-65%)
Count Binface Party: £434.60 (-93%)

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Paul Marshall, the co-owner of GB News, has tripled his hedge fund investments in fossil fuel companies in the first quarter of 2026 to £2.1bn.

They're a propaganda channel cashing in on destroying our future.

Always follow the money.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[joe @hoezeth]

It's so fun being a young adult in modern Britain