If anyone else wants to stand up and announce they are not trash, you better be coming at me with something you have done lately that rivals your carbon footprint. Otherwise, sit down fellow parasite.
OF FUCKING COURSE I open the door for my UPS package thinking nobody will be there. I have no pants on, bedhead and my retainers in. π€£ And who's standing there, the hottest UPS driver I've ever seen. I was nervous and all I could say was "sorry I have no pants on". Like WHY.
We have a very special guest on #toplesscocktials 80s Episode! @sam_waltshow and I are introducing @gloriabuttons and her new EP the "Dichotomy of Love"! Send 25 to venmo MuffinsA with your email in notes section only!