NotFoxNews(Parody)

A FICTIONAL news agency for UTMUN 2016

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Rumor has it that InGen board members want to return and do work instead of studying for their MBA's #UTMUN2016IsOverTho

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Pratt seen having candlelit dinner with sattler #gettingfeisty #Damn #UTMUN2016

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Mr. Mark Degler made Thorne's VP #UTMUN2016

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Mr. King utilized his new ship to move all Regladons to Japan #UTMUN2016

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BREAKING: Mr. Levine is now under investigation by SEC for bribery to acquire stock in his company. #UTMUN2016

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Dr. Grant made the world's 1st qualified raptor whisperer #UTMUN2016 #dinosaurs #raptor

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Grant creates new park with help of english government to show off raptor training techniques, says they are better than Chris #UTMUN2016

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Cineplex introduced new movie about dinosaur vs. military battles produced by Masrani. PR department said its adult-only #UTMUN2016

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Sattler's clothing line for plants makes bånk #cashmoney #flow #UTMUN2016

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BREAKING: Majority of Megladons and Mosasaurs are died or near death due to mysterious disease. Sources suspect biological weapon #UTMUN2016

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Dr. Grant takes Raptors to England to meet with Queen and Benedict Cumberbatch #teacrumpetsandraptors #UTMUN2016

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Shortly after wedding of the century, Mr. Baselton launched a new downloadable content and received millions in revenue #UTMUN2016

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BREAKING: Ms. Sattler and Baselton hosted their million-dollar wedding ceremony in Milan #UTMUN2016

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Ellen Sattler proposes to Baselton with writing in the sky. Will he say yes? #sayyestothedress #UTMUN2016

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Anonymous sources from Wall Street announced that Hammond just acquired "Cover Girl" company #UTMUN2016

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Tembo fashion received enormous success at fashion week. Sources tell that company acquired Timberland, Adidas and Nike. #shark

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BREAKING: Thorne wins complete victory in senate race. New senator proposes no fly zone over Japan due to yellow fever concerns #UTMUN2016

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A multi-million-dollar dinosaur vs. robot campaign are released by an anonymous source. Retweets already reached 30 million #dinosaur #robot

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BREAKING: Thorne's guest dies while visiting his home, apparently from poisoned dart to the head while wearing Thorne's hat #UTMUN2016