David the Humanist

Registered Celebrant with Humanist Society Scotland. VOWS award winning Wedding Co-Ordinator. All views my own, unless I've stolen a funnier view from someone..

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@miahdogtags This is utterly horrifying. Who would wear this dreadful thing?

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Today is 1 of 3 visits to the capital this weekend!! First up, the delightful and very clever Humanist, @andrewcopson at The Stand “In conversation with Robin Ince”
I just wish that couple opposite would stop trying to eat each other….?

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@ScotRail Thanks. That says it’s Queen St lost property - it was an East Kilbride train, so is that still the correct one and not Glasgow Central?

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@ScotRail I dropped an AirPod on my train home last night. I can see it’s at the Corkerhill depot right now. How can I retrieve it? Thanks!

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@ScotRail I was but I’m now on the 4 Firstbus as I was going to miss our dinner reservation. Let’s hope electrification brings the promised improvements eh?

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@ScotRail Where is the 7.25pm bus replacement from Clarkston to Central?
Come on, this is terrible service.

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@BillBailey hello! Looking forward to seeing you tonight! I’m bringing my mum as she also adores you - but I can’t see what time you come on stage - I’d rather she wasn’t hanging about outside for too long after doors open at 6.30pm - can you advise??? Thanks!!

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

in lieu of hate-boosting someone else’s comedy, love-bomb mine! my new favorite chunk here for your free enjoyment 😊

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@humanistsociety The link isn’t working?

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@joesefjoesef What a show. What a night. What a voice. The Barras came alive tonight, loved to be there ❤️❤️

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.

A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?

Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

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@imjamesbarr @MrMatthewTodd @RealKenBruce @BBC So I’m probably still going to listen. The thing is, my mum is still with us and still listens to Radio - it’s not an obsession with “youth” - it’s the changing demographic that means they are appealing to me AND my mother - and that’s a challenge in any society 🤣🤣

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@imjamesbarr @MrMatthewTodd @RealKenBruce @BBC I remember telling my mum listening to Radio 2 was her “oap” badge. I listen to it it now, and I’m not (yet) an oap. I genuinely enjoyed Ken, but I’ve also found Vernon to be a fabulous stand in for various presenters. 1/2

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@NewmarketHols Can you ask your representative Emma why she lied to me on the phone today? She promised she would do one thing and the one thing she promised is the one thing she didn’t do. Your customer service is absolutely disgraceful.

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@beardedbawbag @NewmarketHols Mate. Raging doesn’t come close. There going to have to deal with La Hart of Maryhill soon if they don’t pull their finger out……

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@beardedbawbag @jandvofficial @barryssouthside 🤣🤣

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@BillBailey we won’t be DEAD loud but if you’re half as good as last time I may need my emergency Tena lady….

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@zzdoublezz @DamagedBttm I just spat coffee all over my laptop……to whom should I direct my repair invoice…..?🤣🤣🤣

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@beardedbawbag @connor_j_mc @sunshinekid10 Yaaaaaaaaaassss!!! ❤️ it!!