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Blowing my brainz out before communicating whats wrong #AllBiteNoBark

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Shakin hands afta shakin the piss ouma dick #movingupintheworld

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Shakin hands afta shakin the piss ouma dick #thatsjustgoodbusiness

[23 Mike Jordan Hooper @NotGayIMeanIt3]

Shakin hands afta shakin the piss ouma dick

[23 Mike Jordan Hooper @NotGayIMeanIt3]

Had to bring this one back up to the top now that I’m breaking into double digit tweet views

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She want me to rub my -wart- on her -clit-
#BarkingUpThaWrongTree

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Sometimes a guy just wants a baba. #wahwahwahbitchimdababy

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Im an A-Romantic Hard-Fucker and I’m all outta bubblegum… #lookingforloveinallthewrongplaces

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Having sex with a person is a body #butwerenotreadyforthatconvo

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The best part of my day is

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Dragging around my stuffed animal by its foot practicing for when I have kids #justkidding!!! #imraisingharnesskids

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Gross negligence be like: dooty of care #bang!

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Scent marking her apple tag

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I love joking around with you guys

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Mandela effect: I had cereal this morning no more box is gone

[23 Mike Jordan Hooper @NotGayIMeanIt3]

Just found out about tampons??? Is that why shes always so dry??????

[23 Mike Jordan Hooper @NotGayIMeanIt3]

Sweet dude you made that girl finish??
(I dont know what that means)

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Momma say she love me . I TOLD HER ONLY PARTLY…!! #sheferdastreets!!!!!!

[23 Mike Jordan Hooper @NotGayIMeanIt3]

She say do you love me I tell her only partly.. JUST HEARD THIS SONG #LUVDRAKE

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Friend of mine hit me with the see you later alligator I said after a while alligator shot him dead where he stood.

[23 Mike Jordan Hooper @NotGayIMeanIt3]

She fuck wimme for my paperbacks bc I wont get a fuckass backlit kindle