Not Boston Globe Education

Ideas. Innovation. Education. In that order! Was Boston's paper of record, now a press release for neoliberal ed foundations. Parody. Not affiliated w/ Globe.

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Hello Twitterverse! This is my new Twitter account. I like all things related to the privatization of public education and making more charter schools (just not in the suburban community where I live). Will you follow me? 🙏🤞#BostonSchoolsAreAlwaysAProblem

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The best writing in the Globe is not from their reporters, opinion writers, or editorial board. It is found when they let people outside their narrow circle of corporate CEOs and education professors at Harvard publish their letters. Tell it Kara Blatt! https://t.co/EgiL1aMHKt

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How dare Boston teachers negotiate a raise two years ago! THEY should have thought about White Stadium cost overrun (now $135 million), Trump killing most federal ed aid, and corporate healthcare industry gone wild. All of that was def known two years ago. https://t.co/Ai3oY868pi

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And that also goes for all the members of the Boston's corporate CEO class, who use their dark money to fund you and attack public education, urban schools, and teachers unions.

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I can’t top this

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Mass. is one of world's top ed systems (highest test scores, graduation rates, resident's educational achievement). Globe's corporate funders need people to doubt public ed, reduce its funding/lower their taxes, make citizens stupid to allow them to keep taking all the wealth.

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Caught red handed! AP scores changed! If Massachusetts was its own country, it would rank top in the world on those standardized tests that we love so much. But, always have to find some fake reason to demand more charter schools and less teachers unions. https://t.co/6JhK4ycXs1

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No parody. Seriously, if your only quoted educational "expert" is ultra-conservative AEI's Fred Hess (does not have a background in assessment, but is a shill for every corporate-backed ed idea), then you're as poor at reporting as the Boston Herald.😉😂 https://t.co/R8sHydKrF3

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Enjoy our latest "news report" on the new Massachusetts Sec. of Education, which is just a laundry list of the neoliberal things our editorial board wants him to do. (Like how we stopped being a legitimate newspaper and now everything is an opinion blog?). https://t.co/qu7KzfXSSA

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Brings back memories of when this "union hating asshole" called himself "a virtual Pinkerton" in response to this parody account. He said it, not us! Read some real journalism on the topic (p.s. Teen Vogue has better education reporting than the Globe).😉 https://t.co/KYH5PvBffR

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Happy retirement to a columnist who cosplayed as someone with actual knowledgable opinions on education, but was just a neoliberal parrot of our editorial board. https://t.co/njODtO5ZyT