The Big E

Podunk punk. Hay seed historian.
Learning to grow as a person while growing weed.
Won't follow you back.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

What I do for a living.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

Hmu if you wanna talk matching tattoos! I want moar so bahd!

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

@MatteFlowers A single tattoo is still "tattooed"

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

Alcoholic breeders. Please stop bringing your screaming babies and toddlers to the bar. Do what my parents did and drink at home.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

I can't wait to see that 22' gold turd pulled down by a mob.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

@growlinkcontrol
The sliders on your app are 💩
Can the next update please include a value box where we can type our desired percentage? Please?

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

@MatteFlowers One of my favorite antagonists from the Fargo series...

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

I told myself I'd never try it with another coworker, but it's been 4 years and he's so cute I've been crushing for a lil bit and now I have his woobles kit and he asked to lunch..
I'm going to lunch with a cute boy is my point.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

Heheheheheheheh
Carcat
Heheheheheheheh ♋️

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

@MatteFlowers Is it irony if they utilize private jets or artificial intelligence in the production of their live action Fern Gully?
Is there a celebrity today who could match the pizzazz Tim Curry and Robin Williams brought to the movie?

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

🧠 : did the lord of light bring jon back because it's a omniscient death god and knew what would happen to king's landing...

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

🚨 NEW: Abigail Spanberger just signed a law ending the tax exemption status for the United Daughters of the Confederacy and other Confederate groups.

[The Late Knight Show @Knightly_Hist]

I got news for y'all they also shadow dropped the live action 25 years ago.

[AniTV @AniTVOfficial]

Nickelodeon has been HACKED and the hacker released the Entire NEW Avatar Movie "The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender"

The Movie's Release Date was set for October 2026.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

Bought and paid lifelong political dinosaurs always clinging to power with deteriorating bodies and minds. Why can one not step back to endorse and support a younger hopeful? Would it be any less polarizing? Would anyone feel more disenfranchised than we do now?

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

Are we great yet? Does anyone else feel like we're watching the Colosseum being built?
Sidebar - This is 100% for a tyrannical orange turd's birthday and I would be careful throwing around words "Revolutionary."
He doesn't like "ideas" or "history" either..

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

The latest rendering of the White House event layout.

[The Big E @NotGreenie]

see it do it!
nickname: greenie, the letter e (alt big e, e dog)
pronouns: he/him/theirs
height: 6'3”/190cm
sexuality: like a 2 or 3 Kinsey
smokes: 🥦
piercings: not yet
tattoos: 2 (want more)
fav color: 💵
fav drink: Mug Root Beer
fav animal: dunkleosteus or coyote

[Matte 🏳️‍⚧️, Wholesome BF™️ @MatteFlowers]

see it do it!
nickname: Just Matte?
pronouns: they/he
height: 6'1”
sexuality: likes femmes? straightish?
smokes: rarely, but not never
piercings: Nun
tattoos: yes
fav color: orange
fav drink: Dr Pepper
fav animal: Cephalopods.

[xVx_CoolDude69_xVx 🌋🖤 @XCoolDude69X]

This is an animated version of a live action version of an animated version of a manga I’m crying lmaoo