Alex

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

okay so when i called the moving company to request the quote the guy at the desk asked about my inventory and i said i had a big dresser. he was like, okay cool you can just leave everything in there, you don’t even have to pack it, and they’ll move it for you!

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

I wasn’t aware the Financial Times had such a thing.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I’m not crazy about it my fuckin self

[Alex @NotGrizzlyCS]

I’ve really fucked up my algorithm with how many tweets I’ve translated from Portuguese in the last 24 hours

[Alex @NotGrizzlyCS]

Me when I’m watching Always Sunny

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

As he questions Kristi Noem, Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) wears a "Justice for Cricket" pin

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

Hinge: the dating app designed to make you want to k*ll yourself

[Tobias T @TobiasTaylor]

dont threaten me with a good time

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

A streetcar, once:

[Alex @NotGrizzlyCS]

This Tourette’s discourse might be my last straw for Twitter

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not the way i do it

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

I made an oil painting of Meat Man from Skate 3

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

that's why you add a little extra flavour

[Hartlepool United FC @Official_HUFC]

11' Charlie Kirk is shown a yellow. 🟨

[0-0] | #HUFC

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

god gave you a gift. and you need to share it with the world. go out there and spectacularly hurt yourself skateboarding

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Check that Santa tracker again lad

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Coz they killed all their opps. Has Spider Man even got the don that licked down his uncle??? How you got super powers but your uncle got touched, I’m a normal human and all my uncle’s are fine

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Just brushing up

[jam - LUX ERA🕊️ @B0OB1E5]

For british people this is an eternal torture that has lasted a decade.......

[Alex @NotGrizzlyCS]

@dexieCS Can’t deny it, you do need to work on your aim though 😂