Han

cargo pants enthusiast. forklift certified.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Me blocking the entrance/exit in the women’s bathroom yelling at little girls that I’m calling the police to take their daddy away:

“Cant you see that you’re SCARING women?”

[Han @NotHannahEl]

Why are men so fucking lame bro. No a drop of eroticism to be found within many of these guys.

[John Markley @johndrewmarkley]

If 'making out" is "non-sexual touch" then I'm sure the women agreeing with this would have no problem with their boyfriends/husbands doing that with other women.

[Han @NotHannahEl]

He is my Princess Diana

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[akhivae @akhivae]

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

[Han @NotHannahEl]

Celebrities love to do this "I don't use phones or technology" thing but sometimes they forget to mention that they employ people who do everything for them bc they refuse to even receive their own emails

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Christopher Nolan admits he’s never used email or owned a smartphone.

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

They keep posting this shit but the Owen Wilson Obama biopic would make three billion dollars. It would be my favourite movie of all time.

[Han @NotHannahEl]

What? I didn't know "girl who thinks cotton is a BAD fabric to workout in" was a thing

[sally, titan of industry @sally124445]

Girl who thinks cotton is a good fabric to workout in

[finn 🍉 top surgery aug 6 😭🙏 @ironasss]

despite working less than half the year, we make barely triple the median salary :(

[C @theclovecoterie]

By eating enough and I’m so serious

[jolly @woja999]

Holding the door open for a woman before her husband can

[Han @NotHannahEl]

The pap smear fear mongering is ridiculous. They are uncomfortable and can be traumatic and stressful for many people, but you need to get them. If you are experiencing a lot pain during a pap smear, that is not normal. You need to speak up or find a different doctor.

[moon milf @loremachina]

oh my fucking god just get the fucking Pap smear you guys are being fucking ridiculous

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Maybe this is controversial of me but if you see the scenes so clearly in your head but can’t get them into cohesive words that sound good, maybe you’re just not a writer lol

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Nicholas Hoult I have received your very personal message that you are sending directly to me and me only. I’ll be there shortly

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

gotta have them ribs, and pussy too

[brandon* @brndxix]

corporations can suck you dry and you’ll still blame immigrants lmao you people are human cattle

[smoker of cryptic weed @WASJAPPIN]

i've said it before and I'll say it again but I would make stalin look like a girl scout with what I would do to homeschoolers legislatively in the first 30 minutes of my administration