harold

aspiring aspirer

[harold @NotHarold]

ugh now the cashier looks at me weird when i buy 1000 bottles of baby oil

[harold @NotHarold]

if taking my date to get the Ash Wednesday cross for Valentine’s Day doesn’t get me laid nothing will

[harold @NotHarold]

Mark wahlberg should have done the Scientology commercial too #SuperBowlLVIII

[harold @NotHarold]

That guy should just upgrade to a Vision Pro #SuperBowl

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Maybe they need to put Taylor swift in now #SBLVIII

[harold @NotHarold]

jesus is probably my fav dude that has risen

[harold @NotHarold]

don’t judge a person until you’ve walked a mile in their ugly ass shoes

[harold @NotHarold]

it’s about freedom of speech not freedom of reach for deez nuts @elonmusk

[harold @NotHarold]

they took the wrong Carter

[harold @NotHarold]

Don't judge a person until you've walked a mile in their ugly ass shoes.

[harold @NotHarold]

My New Years rez is stop being an anti-booster

[harold @NotHarold]

all of this shit could have been avoided if he just got into MIT #SpiderManNoWayHome

[harold @NotHarold]

i can’t remember what’s more effective against the omicron strain— is it moderma, fizer, or b2k??

[harold @NotHarold]

not gonna get my booster yet. gonna wait it out and see if it's true about it messing up your 5g signal

[harold @NotHarold]

glad i never felt financially stable enough to buy goya

[harold @NotHarold]

i miss LA traffic. it’s so hard to text and drive like this

[harold @NotHarold]

i resorted to cutting my own hair...next time i see my barber i'm going to give him a big fucking hug and never let go

[harold @NotHarold]

so do i have to pay rent if i live at the cheesecake factory??