Ketchup

•just 8 annoying girls who want their own Snapchat filter•

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Someone got drunk and threw a karaoke party last night that lasted until 3:30am and now refuses to leave the second floor ever again

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@jeff_rearden @ us next time

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Which ketchup alumni said it?

“I just want a big nut”

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“Are you excited for next year”

“No it’s in 3 days”

[McKenzie @mck_fields]

Christmas challenge: donate $1 to your favorite charity. 330 million active users on Twitter = 330 million dollars to charity. Let’s do this!

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When everyone is done with finals & you still have a four-page paper to write

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Guess who:

“Everyone likes a little vibrating love in their life”

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What is the right way to make a PB&J

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Hi @mustardhizzle

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“We are blessed as a generation to have Dr. Vargas”

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On this weeks episode of Ketchup after closing time... https://t.co/DcfR5ZJD0C

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Why are we puking? It isn’t even 1 am. Who said it?

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Shoutout to Elks lodge for the leftovers! We’ll be eating good for weeks.

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Guess the roomie... “We are blessed, as a whole generation, to have Garrett the Shiloh man to look at”

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Turns out "LOBAT" stands for low battery and not the brand name of the upstairs thermostat 🙃

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Guess who said it...
"I'm a gay guy in a girls body"

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When asked "would you rather be ugly or talented?" the majority of Ketchup automatically said ugly

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Who said it: “I’ll suck my own titties for birth control.”

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A bed was peed in, a table was broke, and Ellie ate a napkin at Burritoville

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It’s normal for your roommates to walk out of the bathroom after a shower with leftover sushi right?