Not Iron Maiden

To promote interesting metal bands. To remove the rod from the arse of metal twitter. Quit being so bloody serious. #MakeMetalFunAgain #NotIronMaiden

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

Stay at home.

Eat lard, save lives.

#StayAtHome
#StayHomeSavesLives

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

Listening to Iron Maiden doesn't get you laid. #NotIronMaiden

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I spent far too much of my youth listening to shit music. Iron maiden, motley crue.....can't help thinking I would have had sex so many more times if I hadn't.

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

No they're not, you ginger throbber. #NotIronMaiden

[Richard Keel @R_Keel_esq]

@fesshole Iron Maiden are objectively the best band in the planet.

Motley Crue suck balls though

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@atwarwithscvm1 Not really, but there was some thot on here that listened to the same 10 bands and nothing else, and those bands got tainted forever for me...

[Forgotten Chaos @Slayer0fKings]

I don’t get this “even exploring evil or Nazi imagery in black metal is wrong.” It’s fucking black metal it’s supposed to explore mature and esoteric themes from a dynamic range. Acting like the nazis never existed and shunning them away will just add to their pathetic mystique.

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@MissDLaden @demNuts3 @ricksaints76 @groovesvillewkd @DLG4363 @Britton65Sam @gott_julie @Edmon188 @MoMetalTrax @shanenotbart @TContrarians @PopoffMartin @Kaptain_Krispie @smpokorney1 @ASuttonPFN @PLenz69 @Patticakes217 @bigeuzi I feel that feel. One of the lads from Evile followed a member of our group and he felt the same way.

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

One the our more weirder beliefs about extreme metal. Even though we at Not Iron Maiden HQ LOVE early Big Country and Saor equally.

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@CvltOvOsiris Account jugged in 3....2....1....😂

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@drainbownick @Burn1ng_Chr0me Speaking of fart prison, Venom Prison are also awful.

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@Burn1ng_Chr0me @drainbownick Well, that timeline gave us a migraine...

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

#NotIronMaiden

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@TwitchyWitch17 Edit: For clarity re. TSOM we love them at Not Iron Maiden HQ - We just hate the last album and think Eldritch is a prick.

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@TwitchyWitch17 Nope, we certainly don't. We also hold the belief that TSOM's 'Vision Thing' is bloody awful too.

Essentially they're the Andrew Eldritch band now and not worth seeing them live. Our CEO seen them in the early 2000s and wasn't impressed. 🤷‍♂️

[Not Iron Maiden @NotIronMaiden_]

@CvltOvOsiris @x_Nixxie_x All of it.