MZ

“When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?”~ Chuck Palahniuk

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@Rainmaker1973

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@springbris that’s what you get for living downstairs from Emeril 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@uncledoomer it may have been common at some point but it wasn’t normal

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@Carl_Regolino he had forgotten about it and moved on, before he even knew what was going on in the first place.

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@danielgothits If our society is shit, it’s PRECISELY because people have this mentality that says you’re allowed to demand things from strangers, simply because you don’t want to learn about disappointment.

don’t be an entitled ass

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@SStricklandMMA @Ilia420Hershy @jakepaul i’m guessing that’s because overall, they both were significantly better for the company than your dumb ass

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@FanSince09 that kid is so young, he doesn’t even know what team he’s rooting for, let the other kid enjoy his catch in peace.

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@WUTangKids nah, that’s socialism! let the kid wait 20-40 years like the rest of us 😂

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@jeffmcg88 @MrBradThomas have you considered the possibility that he has also been waiting to catch a ball since he was a kid and it means something to him?

besides, that little kid looks too young to truly appreciate the moment and remember it later in life 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@pragmaticjock https://t.co/SK7OZxAyXy

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@conquistadorof1 @KatiePavlich Maga all the time: “i like him because he says what he means and means what he says”

maga and other assorted morons today: “He said the words But ThaT isN’t wHaT he mEAnT”

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@FoxNews congrats on 30 years of turning gullible goobers’ brains, into mush 👍

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@Acyn https://t.co/SK7OZxAyXy

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@conquistadorof1 @KatiePavlich Maga all the time: “i like him because he says what he means and means what he says”

maga and other assorted morons today: “He said the words But ThaT isN’t wHaT he mEAnT”

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@GuntherEagleman you KNOW you’re getting trounced, thanks to the idiocy of an administration you support, so you’re already claiming “democrats cheat” in border to save face and keep grifting from the base

almost as pathetic as eating a banana with a spoon

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@SDNYnews it’s ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

this is what we picture when you say “super intelligence”

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@pepe_marlin @lbf_mas depends on the graffiti, some murals look dope and make a wall really pop because there’s a thought process and purpose behind them but most “tags” look just like lazy, indecipherable garbage

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@NY1 does anyone with a semblance of a life even care about the stickers themselves? i see them everywhere, every single day and i couldn’t remember what any of them look like, even if you waterboarded me
🤷🏻‍♂️

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@brattyvice @LouisPisano JFC, what are you on about?

It is not about black or white, it’s about having a little bit of a thing called “decorum” when you meet the first lady of a friendly nation (whether it’s france or nigeria) 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@ITSBIZKIT that’s not a real cop either, so it’s fine 😂

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@conquistadorof1 @KatiePavlich Maga all the time: “i like him because he says what he means and means what he says”

maga and other assorted morons today: “He said the words But ThaT isN’t wHaT he mEAnT”

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@ClueHeywood miss the time when a simple “hyyaa!!!” was enough to tell you a candidate wasn’t qualified, instead of now when we’re doing mental gymnastics to interpret what the current lunatic in charge may or may not have meant

isn’t one of the tenets of maga that he says what he means?🤔