Jacob

LA Tech Chemical Engineer & Ramen Noodle Connoisseur

[Jacob @NotJacobW]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Wyly Tower

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Jacob @NotJacobW]

“Are you trying to hide something?”
“...why do you need to have that information?”
Just sounds sus

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

“Why do you need to have that information?”

- Jen Psaki https://t.co/zJxhrB0cjt

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Preview of me on 4th of July. Merica.

[Jacob @NotJacobW]

Right now the world needs Harambe to come back from chilling with Tupac in Cuba and fix all this mess

[Allahpundit @allahpundit]

lol https://t.co/33olRyyFKV

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

They said it couldn’t be done…

[Jacob @NotJacobW]

People who are jealous they didn’t get in when dogecoin was cheap: It’s a joke. It will never last

Me in 5 months:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As always

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Powerade is better than Gatorade

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Everything to the moon!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Krispy Kreme Offers Vaccinated Customers Free Ride On Glaze Conveyor Belt https://t.co/meRnxMA4mL

[GG ♡ @__glennyyy]

LMFAOOO BR is such a wild place. Nowww wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂