Not Jake Dipilato

2x Pussy Eating World Heavyweight Champion-Jeep Owner-I Probably Fucked your Mom at One Point

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@Dave_Hollis_ You’re a fat fucking pile of shit, kill yourself

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@Popthekorn About to have sex ?

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@ConnorOMelia Hey bro, when did you become ‘the man’ ?

[Connor @ConnorOMelia]

Gotta set the tone early tonight in the first intramural hockey game. 5 retweets and I'll run someone from behind first shift #WashedUp

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@Dave_Hollis_ @Popthekorn I only talk to real athletes, not washed up semi professional ones, you fucking squid

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@Popthekorn Why don't you go out and get some poon tang pie, that's my favorite

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You're 330 pounds, you're not 'thick' you're morbidly overweight and should pick up a salad you fatty #DippyDontDoFatGirls

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Jamele Hill doesn't like Trump, but she also doesn't like salads or mirrors. Because she's fat and ugly

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@elincarol98 @Dave_Hollis_ Fucking truth

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@JamesHolzman And me, I'm a fucking all star

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Everyday I send a picture of my penis to everyone on Snapchat. That way they know who the real big dick swinger is around here

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If you wipe before you shower you're a waste of time and I don't need you in my life

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@jaketheooo Looks like fucking Dewey from Malcom in the Middle

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@jaketheooo @matty_sheehan Well if the sun is hot, why is space cold

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Who's mans ?

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@JamesHolzman Too bad you're not a fucking all-star like me, I wish I could be me when I grow up, I'm fucking awesome

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Just cooked some eggs, and by cooked I mean ran over, and by eggs I mean @benstacy5 with my jeep

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@jaketheooo I'm on everyone's mind, pussy