NotJakeyB

JakeyB bitch Jakey JakeyB Bitch, 720 barspins and tailwhips, ohh and don't forget my fingerflips, you might see me at the skatepark Bitch, time to 360 bitch!

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Neo could stop bullets in mid air well jakey bee can melt them by looking at them #theBpower

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This weather better clear up or me ans mther nature are gunna have words #beemaster

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JakeyB once stacked and the landing was so hard china had a earthquake #megaB #destoryerofworlds

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There is no ctrl on jakeyBs computer because jake is always in control #masterB #kingB

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The reason why there is a nuke town is because they needed a place where jakeyB could lose is anger #theBnuke

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They say neil armstrong was the first person on the moon....well that's a lie we all know jakeyB was the first person to ride on the moon

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JakeyBee does not nees to play call of duty because its a re run of his life #killerB

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When jakeyB runs he makes the speed of light wished it was faster #lightingB

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If jakeyb stopped walking the world would stop spinning #powerB

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I can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves #smartB

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Jakey b has to sleep with a night light on..... For the sake of the dark!

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JakeyB pissed on a truck and before he knew it the truck became bumbleBee

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Jakey B`s keyboard doesn't have a control button because Jake is always in control

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Jakey B once went sky diving... The only difference was the plane was strapped to him and he took the plane sky diving

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Who ever doesn't give me a shout out is a Solomon gatter wouldent want that now would we? #followMegaB

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Jakey b gave God a puncture

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Why did the lion cross the road? Because Jake fucking told it to!

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JakeyB dosent flush the toilet he's scares the shit out of it!

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Jakey B never gets brain freeze because slushies know when when to back the fuck off

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Jakey B never had baby teeth