Not Janson Gallant

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

@notjaydenreid booty had me like

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

THE RAIN WONT EVEN MAKE THE LADIES MORE WET THEN I WILL TONIGHT

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

I HAVE SO MUCH POON IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW ITS RIDICULOUS

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

NEW JERSEYS , MIGHT JUST WEAR IT ALL DAY TOMORROW TO GET ALL THOSE TENNERS ON ME #FRESHMAN

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

CANT WAIT TO MAKE CHTOWN QB LOOK LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN CROSSING THE ROAD

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

I JUST HIT UP SO MANY COLLEGE FRESHMAN GIRLS #DRIVEAND RIDE

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

JUST ATE MOLDY CHEESE, NO WORRIES THOUGH BECAUSE IM LACTOSE

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

THANKSGIVING IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, THANKS TO MY RIGHT HAND FOR NOT MISSING A STROKE #LOVEHATE

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

LOOKING FOR APPLICATIONS FOR XMAS PROM, WE CAN FINGER BANG UNDER THE MISLTOE #JINGLEBALLS

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YEAH BRADY HAS 50,000 YARDS, SO WHAT? I BET YOU HE DOESNT HAVE 50,000 SIDE PIECES

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

#RE45PECT

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"I DONT SEE WHY SOURIS DOESNT THROW NEAR @NotJanson"
- HELEN KELLER

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JUST WOKE UP IN A WHEAT FIELD WITH 5 TENNER GIRLS #CHEDDAR

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REMEMBER THE TIME CLIPPERS LOST A GAME? NEITHER DOES JIM CAMPBELL

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ALL OF THESE LEAVES FALLING REMIND ME OF ALL SOURIS QB'S PASSES #INCOMPLETE

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ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIT HARD ON A FRIDAY NIGHT #SOURISCHICKS

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YEAH SO HURT MY HEAD LAST NIGHT BUT A BUNCH OF MILFS GAVE MY OTHER HEAD A MASSAGE #INJURED

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YEAH SO I WORE MY JERSEY ALL DAY, DOESNT MEAN IM NOT TAKING IT OFF IN YOUR MOTHERS BEDROOM TONIGHT AFTER THE W #POSTGAME

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YEAH I THINK ILL MAKE SOURIS' QB LOOK LIKE A FOOL TMR...
THEN ILL TIE MY CLEATS AND START THE FIRST QUARTER

[Not Janson Gallant @NotJanson]

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