Lying Hypocrite Devil

Aspiring Clickhole writer. deny Jesus with your friends deny god at the gates of heaven Mark 29:13

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Seeing as we’re just renaming stuff now…

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Adolf Titler

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

✨This is your reminder that there’s no ethical way to gain or hoard the amount of wealth @elonmusk or @JeffBezos have ✨

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

weird, I post a gif of Michael Scott saying “I’m hitler, adolf hitler” and tag @elonmusk and it’s deleted in less than 10 minutes.

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

@elonmusk

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

Me after the third time @VanessaLachey asked about people having babies. It’s 2023. We know this can be a triggering topic.

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

Emotionally preparing myself all day for the possible death of Joel tonight

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

How many seconds into the half time show did someone at your Super Bowl party politely ask if Rihanna is pregnant

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

@DannyDeVito yesterday was your birthday and I have a toe knife tattoo for you. Sunday is my birthday. Please donate to my improv theater? https://t.co/mmcYhaRNLZ

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

If your boss looks looks this, form a union

[BANNED NOW MAD @BANNEDNOWMAD]

Buckingham Palace just released this video.

[Guns are Post-Birth Abortifacients (See Luigi) @ritaresarian]

Brits: Americans are disrespecting the queen on Twitter.
The Irish:

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

This just arrived today and I cannot wait to read this debut novel by @garnetmorgue 🥺🥺

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Tonight it your night Trollfoot LA2022

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

Movie theaters should sell blankets. I’d buy one every time I forget mine (a weekly occurrence).

[Lying Hypocrite Devil @NotJerryMaguire]

@FortniteGame what does the v in v-bucks stand for?

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

The only unskilled worker is Amelia Bedelia