Notjkea

my mom makes good sandwiches gold star studeint

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

Im gonna pin this so my new followers can learn a lil bout me

yes I am 18 years old
yes my facorite color is maroon
yes by ny state law i am legally required to inform you i am a sexual predator and cant be within 50 ft of minors
and yes my favorite dbz character is piccolo

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

Just sharted for the first time
Still got a 10 min walk back to my dorm
Very mushy and uncomfortable
And slightly warm

%10/10wouldreccomendtoafriend
%Godgiveshistoughestbattlestohisstrongestsoliders

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smit2x Fuck em
I ain’t fuk wit no broke bitches
You want a tip you can cum tip dis dick bitch
%smitsmitmorelikebrokebroke
🇨🇳

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

Bro I just bought the new Xbox
Haven’t played video games in so long
I forgot how good it feels when the controller starts vibrating and you stick it in your asshole

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

If they can’t handle you at you bong-bing then they don’t deserve you at your bing-bing
%mood
%onlyreal1swouldunderstand
%Newjerseyisstillashittyfakestate

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ Wht? Dona 🔥

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ Bro sameee fake ass New Yorkers tryin pretend like they the shit Atleast Staten Island knows it’s trash

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

Dam Knicks really doin this in the playoffs rn

They dribbled it of their own feet 3 separate times

I@might actually cry

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

greetings earthlings

spent some time reflecting on the career of his holiness, the almighty point god — chris paul. what does it take to perform at this level in year 16? what makes him so valuable (& his absence glaring) for PHX?

@ringer

🏀☀️🟣🕶⛹🏽

https://t.co/W94A3H2hWL

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ Oh shit I forgot about the pizza my b

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ I gotchu bro 😤

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ 102 if no mind altering substances are in place
Do you prefer cashapp or venmo?

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ Colej deez nuts

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ More like Colej*

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

I don’t mean no disrespect butt

Billie Wilson the ugliest motherfucker in the gotdamn planet

%sheprobguvesreallygppdheadtho

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ Fortnite

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

Occupation:

Employed ☐
Unemployed ☐
Down bad ☑️

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@smitsmit_ 7

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@beanlovingboy v8 deez nuts

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

@beanlovingboy I heard that instead of a vase that’s where they keep Mac miller’s ashes

[Notjkea @NotJkea]

Damn rip my barber
He aint ded but I just got a haircut and he spent 30 mins crying cuz he took this girl out on 3 dates and was bout smash and the she whipped out her dick