JoeSwaguillard

The Prezident, lovin' Jesus, playin' hard between the paint, no-nonsense, chef, suit-enthusiast.

[JoeSwaguillard @NotJoeAguillard]

Oops.

[JoeSwaguillard @NotJoeAguillard]

Happy Spring Break yallz! Hankins, Judy and I are taking a much needed vacation to Alexandria this week.

Hotel Bentley.

#donotdisturb

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I'll be teaching a section of Faith and Values next semester! Sign up today!

April Fools.

#classicswag

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My bad.

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Love Joe.
Live Swaguillard.

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If I had a nickel for everytime someone tells me I remind them of Jerry Springer...

I would start a Law School.

#joeyjoeyjoey

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Only one thing to say on a night like this:

There is nothing better than all you can eat pancakes at Huddle House.

Was there a game on?

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And then there was one.

#aguillardsleeps

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Dinner tonight:

-Leftover IHOP (wings of course)
-Communion bread (low attendance Sunday)
-Purple drink (If Judy didn't drink it all)

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Just swagged my way out of a speeding ticket.

On campus.

Dewayne.

#irunthis
#youcantseeme

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Swag Joke of the Day:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'm a head bustah.

Haha.

#youcantseeme

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For all those following @aguillardspeaks

Turn to the dark side.

Follow me.

#orelse

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Dear @aguillardspeaks,

In the same way that Abel destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah....so will I destroy thee.

Sincerely,
Get On My Level

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Any ?'s

#heartbreakah2headbusta
#swagullitenation

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Gonna ask D Platte-A-Tat to roll with me for some blueberry p-cakes at the HOP tonight!

My other 20 new friends can join 2!

#sbc13

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Just saw Billy Graham at the SBC.

Captain McRude wouldn't sign my new Bible.

#ugh

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Made it to the SBC in Houston!

Forgot my toothbrush.

And my Bible.

#youwinsomeyoulosesome
#clickclickboom
#baptist

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I hope today is snack day at church.

Grape juice and bread.

#fingerscrossed

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I love King James.

Lebron. Not the bible version.

#outdated

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Summer Plans:

1. Slip and Slide
2. Rough sketches of "NotJoe" app
3. Part-time at Chick-Fil-A (fingers crossed)
4. Read. Not.
5. Repeat