Not Joe Cienkowski

God is all powerful, because He says he is. His word is the only truth, regardless of what science and logic say

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@brooklinegirl I'm still not sure why mine got suspended. I didn't break any of the parody account rule, I'm positive of that

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My account has been unsuspended. It was God's will. Or maybe the Twitter people realized I didnt do anything wrong #SillyJoe

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Oh wait, there's only one God. There goes logic tryin to kick my ass again.

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Because that all made perfect sense

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Sorry for my absence, the events in #Boston have kept me occupied. Its sad, but it is God's will. Not my god. Those atheist Muslim's God

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Unicorns are real b/c the bible says so. So aren't burning bushes and talking serpents, I see them all the time. #SillyJoe

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Scientists are just atheist devils disguised to distract from the truth #SillyJoe

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@BiebFresh2Death it is wrong b/c something can't come from nothing. Except God. Because he said so, it must be true #SillyJoe

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@rykkmartin @brooklinegirl No b/c God lets the ignorant know things that he hides from the educated #SillyJoe

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Not sure why, but my account was temporarily suspended already. Musta been God. Or maybe it was #SillyJoe

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@ladykayaker @KwantikYondaime @DonnaMatryx @ConorHealy6 @CaptnAtheist You should all follow me #SillyJoe

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Atheists have no source for their morality; therefore, they have nothing to stop them from committing rape and murder #SillyJoe

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I know God is real b/c the bible tells me so. And I know the bible is correct b/c it was inspired by God #SillyJoe #PetitioPrincipii

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Is there anything I don't know?

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@NopeNotThisTime @TheSonicHeathen @Immoral_Compass @ArsenMufasa I do now, thanks. Keep sendin em, I'll get em on here #SillyJoe

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If my logic is correct, because 1+1=2 then 2+2=BecauseGodSaidSo #SillyJoe

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@JoeCienkowski You are officially a star. You believe it was God's doing. I say I think it was my own creation stop stealin credit #SillyJoe

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Share this feed w/ anyone who has come across the ignorance of #SillyJoe

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Hey, its about time somebody started one. Follow, you will be entertained! @AADariusz @DanBerlinka @Tbone_Willis #SillyJoe

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Hey, its about time somebody started one. Follow, you will be entertained! @dave_dm801 @AtheistArab @professortardo @mjcoopy #SillyJoe