NotJoe Gorajec

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game. Vladimir Nabokov

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Been on this water, oats, and hay diet for the last three months without losing a single pound. #WhoaNellie

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@NotJoeGorajec Trainer Tom Amoss is one of her biggest financial supporters.Who would have thought?

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@JimmyMcNerney My Grindr account has been keeping me busy. I'm literally blowing through my retirement account too.

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Jockey Club stats: Indiana's t-bred crop from 2014 is 380 which is down from 770 in 2011 and the lowest since slots started. #MyPlanWorked

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Told Ya! The three year plan is now complete: Former Legislator to Head Indiana Regulator: https://t.co/5l4ldeADUo via @BloodHorse

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Not doing well in interviews (darn OCD & facial ticks!) getting hired is tough. Started a consulting business: https://t.co/HYni58Gl6t

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How is hiring Mike Smith, former Executive Director at the Indiana Gaming Association, a "national search"? This plan was known back in 2014

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Coaching illiterate minimum wage "security" personnel on syringes and liquid color is not witness tampering, just good regulation!

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Invited to Barry Irwin's suite at Keeneland for the BC but didn't realize serving the food and busing the tables was on the agenda.

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Who will be next to take the walk out the door at the IHRC? Maybe very soon.

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Being escorted to the door with office stuff (and rocks) in hand like a trainer with a summary suspension being banned from the tracks.

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Always thought being removed from the Executive Director position would take being caught with a live boy or a dead girl. #GuessAgain

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Sniff, sniff, no more drinking at lunch then going back to the office to make the staff play 'name that tune' with the songs on the radio.

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Well I never..... https://t.co/XcrPeZaxbC

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Picked up a gig already, the comment moderator for the Polyp Report. #YourBlockedBiatches

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@cestvanko But doesn't Holly's new hairdo look great?

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@ShedrowDirt You're not the first to say that in the last 24 years and 51 weeks. Just sayin'.

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First, Gary Wilfert, then Sarah McNaught and Robin Babbit, and now, ...well you know. Wonder who's next? There's always a next.

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Been offered a role in Falling Down 2 Not Without A Fight, what do you think?

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@rich_halvey Do ya really think lack of marketing was the reason?