Not John Brantley

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[Darren Heitner @heitner]

Sucks that the Gators lost but at least I don’t have to listen to Brock Osweiler anymore. Goodnight.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

We gonna talk about the obvious face mask or nah?

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

I’m longing for Greg McElroy at this point.

[Kelly @KellEGator]

Brock Osweiler is the absolute worst announcer I’ve ever heard. Give me Gary Danielson and Verne any day over this moron.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

FSU defender went for a full piggyback ride on Caleb Douglas and they’re still talking about “minimal contact.”

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

If Richardson steps up and runs against that blitz, he’s still running.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

I get that we’ve gotten hosed a few times on PI, but we’ve got to stop dropping passes and then begging for flags.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

Buckle up, buttercups.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

Ran that shit right up I-10 on their ass.

[Nick de la Torre @delatorre]

Trevor Etienne 45-yard touchdown.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

We played one of the worst quarters of football I’ve ever seen. And yet…

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

Gators need to play the next four downs like the forward pass doesn’t exist.

[Hail Florida Hail @HailFloridaHail]

Give Kitna credit, he organized that run beautifully

[Leon Kums @g8erlaw68]

WAIT....A PERSONAL FOUL ON THE NOLES??? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WITCHCRAFT.

[Alligator Army @AlligatorArmy]

Billy’s botched a bunch of stuff tonight. He didn’t botch that — and that was not easy.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

The upside of AR losing his helmet is that we will not be throwing the ball.

[Ryan King @RKingGator]

I’ve decided the job of at least 100 of our 200 support staff members is to flail their arms uncontrollably while asking for a flag.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

This is small potatoes at this point, but doesn’t AR know to throw it up when he has a free play?

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

I know we don’t have a good play call for 3rd and 12. We’ll run it and hope someone breaks a tackle.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

For at least one play, AR stirred up memories of another 15.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

Why. Are. We. Throwing.

[Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley]

Helluva second half plan from the Florida brain trust here.