The Other John Daly

Professional Dumbass. Do it on the Daly #GOAT

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[The Diamond @DustinPoirier]

USADA

[NASCARDegen @nascardegen]

Trying to decide if I drink 18 beers tonight or 51

[The Other John Daly @NotJohnDaly23]

Those are the only 3 words allowed

[emma @ontrackwemma]

breaks my heart

[emma @ontrackwemma]

breaks my heart

[Earnhardt M. Jaworski @TourneyEarnie]

Do it for Dale.
Be like Biff.
Rock it like Rowdy.

[The Other John Daly @NotJohnDaly23]

The greatest are always taken too soon

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

"Because you never know when the last one is." Rest in peace champ.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

@mnwild doesn’t matter, worth every penny

[The Other John Daly @NotJohnDaly23]

@NashSevereWx While they are weaker…what are the chances we still get some good light shows (lightning)

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

Porn on Twitter is getting out of hand. Can’t even scroll 2 minutes without seeing stuff like this…

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Actor Josh Duhamel: “Just because you have a platform doesn't mean you get to preach to everybody.”

Megyn Kelly: “Ahh, thank you! Tell that to the Oscars.”

Josh Duhamel: “I spend a lot of time in the Midwest, so I get to see what they actually think about us, and they’re not afraid to tell me.”

“About 10 years ago… [a buddy] meets me at the airport with a t-shirt that says, ‘Nobody cares what actors think.’ And I was like, ‘D*mn that’s really funny. That’s really good.’”

“That has always stuck with me because it’s true.”

[greg @greg16676935420]

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945

The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945

COINCIDENCE?

Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@Oilfield_Rando @DissidentSoaps Well I mean it was never gonna be “swimmers”

[The Other John Daly @NotJohnDaly23]

All I’ve seen over the last week is dahlin in some shit

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Meanwhile, The NHL on a random Sunday:

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Between the trade of DJ Moore, release of Tremaine Edmunds and retirement of Drew Dalman, the Bears have about $44M in new cap space as of this week.

Be it addressing C or fortifying the defense, Chicago has spending power.

[The Other John Daly @NotJohnDaly23]

@TaylorLewan77 @AlaskaAir @BarstoolBigCat @_willcompton you know what you must do

[For The Dads @ForTheDadsPod]

Will read Rue the book his mom left him 🥲❤️