when I was 20 I stole a watermelon from the grocery store so I could fill it up with everclear. I sort of got caught and the cops showed up to my house. I simply didn't answer the door but then a cop called me from her personal cell phone and tricked me into answering the door.
@ToyuhGee I try to celebrate my sister's half birthday when I can. Her actual birthday is close to Christmas so I feel like she needs an extra day at least.