Johnathan Davids

I am Johnathan Davids, but you can call me Johnny boy, amazing father of two many children, currently unemployed (previous Class-A oil taker driver) American.

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Apparently theres 134 people “following” me but I turned around and only saw a 8 foot tall trout with a briefcase

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What has 3 legs, a dead son, and more money than Richter Besford

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i dont think things even matter that much

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Rabbi minion “Shabbat Bello”

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@RealAlexBlmem3 how do you know my name

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i drowned my tapeworm in beer, lonely.

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Trying to kill tapeworm with beer.

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Nephew's dizzyingly good at fractions.

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@CishA97545 Lamps and tramps.

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Been working to make my living space fit who I am on the inside.

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@SomeKirbyFan There are no super heroes in the real world. Only men willing to do what has to be done.

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@witchwounds Rigged my house with various explosives incade the horrid men make their return.

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Absolutely fucking sick of it. If you have a problem with me say it to my face.

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Mixed up my heart medication with birth control pills. One less concern.

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My hay day had risen and fallen, my niche dips below the horizon for the very last time, but best believe old Johnny loves it in the dark

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@SPRINGLOCK217 He had a smell that could curl the hair on your arms.

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@NEEMOAHTOAD I have so much nostalgia for the 80s! My favourite part was when they held me down and plucked every hair from my skull.

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@_pogz_ Back in the day if you assigned a number to a movie you were seen as a critic. If you were found to be a critic, you were dragged out into the square and battered with various devices. People have it so safe now-a-days.

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@LongArmsPerk Worst movie I've ever seen was my uncle's weird fish snuff film. It was already bad, and then he had to bring fish into it? Not cool...

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@shadowoftheali I screamed several times when my good buddy got carried away by the mouse men after smelling too prominantly of congealed dairy.