Fucking Donut

oh neat

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

She's just wandering around outside the store

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

No. I don't have any ice. Our drinks come in bottles. You can't fit ice in bottles. Why would we need ice?

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

She went and bought a cup so I could give her water instead of just buying a bottle of water

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

SHES BACK

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

A lady just yelled at me because our store only has bottled drinks and I couldn't give her anything for free

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Save the fishies with sand cloud! Use my discount code (JordynPe25) for 25% off your purchase at… https://t.co/Xc83CbFyqM

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

"Dora the DESTROYER" -my mom

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

@noahxzelle your dad really knows how to live

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Always waiting

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Merry Christmas! Who wants to get in a fist fight?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

put a plate of pancakes under the mistletoe to entice your crush & if they don't like the pancakes you can move on to someone who gets you.

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Go to bed Jordyn

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

One of the best things about being shorter than a lot of people is not having to worry if they're actually just looking up your nose

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

I shouldn't be here in this situation right now? lol how do I leave? Haha help

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Hey kiddos, I could really use a nap

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

What is even going on right now?

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Me: *puts in headphones*
Mom: *starts talking to me*

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

"You can't pressure wash the dog"
-mom

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Mad because I should be on a plane right now but my friends are too lame to drop $700

[Fucking Donut @NotJordynn]

Hi guys I nearly avoided being stabbed last night just in case anyone wanted to know. K bye