Josh Earnst

Former Press Secretary--New account: @sean_spicier

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

1/x: I decided I can't do much with this account after Friday. Probably leaving it open with the hopes that Josh runs for office one day.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

I have a new account for anyone that hasn't heard. Won't be tweeting here. For anyone that wants to follow @sean_spicier

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

The ole exploding pen gag never gets old
https://t.co/fCeYpWBbvC

[Laura Meckler @laurameckler]

At the White House, Josh Earnest has left his successor lots of pens.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

POTUS just left the Oval Office for the last time. He held it together until I reminded him he had to leave the key to the WH driving range.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

President-elect Trump just entered a morning church service. So far, the walls haven't crumbled but officials are watching closely.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

@sean_spicier 12:01 sharp. Rock Creek Park. I'm going to beat you worse than Trump does.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

@sean_spicier what are you going to do about it little man? I'm twice your height and I'm barely 6 foot.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Got pretty lucky to have a guy like Sean Spicer follow me. I'm going to look like the greatest Press Sec in history after that guy gets done

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Definitely had way too much to drink last night. Woke up with the Winston Churchill bust in my bed.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Great news, folks! El Chapo is being extradited to the US. That means next time he escapes, it'll be to an American city.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Tried watching some of the inaugural concert, but some dude was singing about loving America just a little too much for my taste.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Cleaning out my office is taking longer than expected. There's more stuff here than I thought. Like, who's Kenyan birth certificate is this?

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Another ObamaCare success story!
https://t.co/9VXZDspmV6

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

I'll be jobless soon, so I signed up for OCare. All I need now is surgically repaired compound fractures in both legs to meet my deductible.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Last full day at the WH. Still have lots to do. If anyone has any experience "relocating" very expensive china, please DM.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

68 Democrats say they'll skip the inauguration. Instead they'll sell their tickets and use the proceeds for something good, like a new car.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

I decided that I can't attend the inauguration of our new President. Mostly because I don't have a ticket, but let's call it a "protest"

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

How will those poor ultra-rich folks survive?
https://t.co/3S0WzvaM1d

[POLITICO @politico]

How Trump Left Hollywood in the Cold https://t.co/3VCBSBtWPV via @POLITICOMag

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

Democrats finally get to question all those scary Trump nominees and they ask them about climate change and $300 stock trades.

[Josh Earnst @NotJoshEarnest]

POTUS endured some tough questions from the press corps today. That one about his daughters' disappointment w/the election had me sweating.