Andrew Bolton

A wannabe Earth scientist trying to be less of a wannabe. Right now a seismologist, who knows what the future holds. he/him

[SirPerfluous @_Sir_Perfluous]

@misstessowen “1st acknowledge the brave men and women of law enforcement,” not condolences to the family first. Also, the cops engaged the shooter before he entered the school, and they are still alive? Finally, cops went in and pulled their own kids out during the active shooter threat. WTF?

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Astronomers have unveiled the first wild but fuzzy image of the supermassive black hole at the center of our own Milky Way galaxy. https://t.co/CnR1hVLUOj

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

This pandemic has gone on so long I’ve become nostalgic for other parts of the pandemic. Today I was reminiscing about spending hours in the morning browsing for jobs, then hours doing MS research, and ending the day with Discord & Among Us with the bois

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

@vivalaCecily I’m on the other end of the spectrum. This is probably my 20th Christmas asking for the new Pokémon game 😎

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

The smartest kids from the poorest families have a 31% chance of graduating college and getting a good-paying job.

The dumbest kids from the richest families have a 71% chance of graduating college and getting a good-paying job.

I think about this a lot.
https://t.co/SgKcODt9kY

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Aaron Rodgers was fined $14,650 for lying about having taken the COVID vaccine. His salary was reported at 1.1 million this year. An equivalent fine for a person making 50,000 would be 65 dollars.

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Found out something kinda gross/weird in the hotel. My bed sags hardcore on the right side, presumably because that’s the side where every guest sleeps. I’ve moved over to the left

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

#NoBones because the earth has a brittle exterior and a not-so-brittle interior. The Earth is obviously an arthropod

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

Okay folks, Noodle the pug has us thinking: Is Earth a planet with #Bones or #NoBones?
🦴🐶

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

If anyone is like me, wanting to keep up with current events but has a hard go at making time for reading news articles, I highly recommend Axios. Really digestible format with the news with headers, short paragraphs, and bullet points!

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Imagine having so much money you can afford to blast whoever you want into space for funsies. Not rich enough for them or their companies to pay taxes tho 😪

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Broke: finishing an email with your typically closing statement.

Woke: ending an email with a desperate plea.

Be more like Gary.

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Beautiful fall colors at my office today

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Yooo the onion has no chill 😂😂

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Some people at my work have been pretty upset about the vaccine mandate for federal contractors. I’m just happy they’ll finally be assimilated into the borg.

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Published!! 😎

https://t.co/kZRH14IuAs

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

I think I’m gonna try and get into AI generated art in my free time. Here’s some “I” made using NightCafe studio (https://t.co/rFJBHgBhpq). I’ll try to code my own things using Python!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Geologists Unearth Fully Intact Rock https://t.co/RdERov083f

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Don’t mind me just gathering any evidence that supports my confirmation bias that the Raiders really might make it to the playoffs this year

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

@IamDavidHeath If you don’t have a copyright scare did it really even happen??

[Andrew Bolton @NotJustaPnPhase]

Got the email that my thesis manuscript was finally accepted for publication!!!