Fake KU Compliance

This parody account is policing KU and Lawrence. We're much more dangerous than the actual KU Compliance Department.

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

Beak ‘Em, 🇩🇿

[Colby @cl_all_day]

Texas Tech: SORSBY SHOULD PLAY THE COURTS SAID SO!!!

Everyone else: NO HE GAMBLED ON HIS TEAM BAN HIM FOR LIFE!!!

Kansas subplot:

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

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[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

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[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

Lawrence Super Regional‼️

#RockChalk

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

32oz CUPS of beer only.
Problem solved. 👌

[Mike Vernon @M_Vernon]

*Looks up the criteria for hosting a Super Regional just in case*

- Established previous crowd control
- Fan behavior
- Attention given to seating arrangements

🎶 Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no 🎶

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

Co-sign. Let's get that Hog Pole wet!

[Jeff Bollig @JeffBollig]

If @KUBaseball wins, the foul poles are going to Potter Lake.

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

@Bill82517076293 Pro slavery account that just joined Twitter last year. Cool, bro.

Shocking that Arkansas is 2nd to last in state literacy. Good luck with all that, sport. 👌

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

You get in groups and call fucking pigs.

[🅰️laska🐗fan☝️ @akhogfan1]

KU fans bunch of weirdos😂🤣

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

@Bill82517076293 You're parody account is bad.

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

@OtisCam03403212 Bad reply. 2/10.

Do better.

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

@AlanRosen1 Teddy Roosevelt called it the best collegiate chant he'd ever heard.

And Teddy Roosevelt fucked. You, Alan, do not fuck.

❤️💙>

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

@Bill82517076293 Teddy Roosevelt aaid it the best collegiate chant he'd ever heard.

And Teddy Roosevelt fucked.

You, Pinebaum (sounds made up, btw) do not fuck.

❤️💙>

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

What is a "cock monkey"?

[HogPac (I hate Nate fan club Prez) @HogsvsErebody]

How about your bitch ass students throwing beer cans at Hog fans? Tell me you aren’t used to this shit. Busch league cock monkeys!

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

@OzzyMaverickX You'll have to book an appt. The Fake Compliance Department is located in the Allen Fieldhouse Business offices.

Summer Office Hours are:
M-F: 9-5pm
Weekends: Go fuck your cousin

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

"He said anonymously on the internet..."

[OzzyMaverick @OzzyMaverickX]

If some KU students threw beer on me I’d be in prison for felony murder

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

PSA: Semiannual Dental check-ups, and general oral hygiene isn't "bait".

[MadMemaw @MadMemaw61]

Arkansas fans, don't take the Kansas fans' bait. Don't lower yourself to their level.

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

Well, this aged like wet pig shit.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

LETS FUCKING GO WELCOME TO BIG BOY BASEBALL KANSAS #WPS

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

That Hog is about to burst, you guys.

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

New attendance record at Hoglund 🏟️

#RockChalk

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

Pull the Hog Out

[Mike Vernon @M_Vernon]

Hog Enhancement
Stuff the Hog
Hogmaxxing

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

But have you tried crying harder?

[BBN of Louisville @PopeEraMenace]

@tyran_stokes @paulpierce34 You are a punk ass kid lol

[Michael Swain @MSwain247]

BREAKING: Kansas has landed Tyran Stokes.

The Jayhawks become the first program since 2017-18 to land the No. 1 player in back to back cycles.

More: https://t.co/BQZNXZqbPM