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No subject too sensitive.

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The government has said that wealthy companies should be able to pay more tax, but should not be compelled to do so.

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The Daily Mail are predicting an exciting year of 'Kate Weight Gain' stories to come.

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I haven't read the #Leveson report, as I'm waiting for the movie. Rumours suggest that Malcolm Hebden will take on the lead role.

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I'm at the Statue of Liberty, my favourite part of Las Vegas.

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Barack Obama has won some Tupperware. Must be some sort of a bonus prize.

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It's looking like a landslide for Mitt Romney. I think.

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I'm not sure what a 'victory peach' is exactly, but it sounds delicious.

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To be honest I'm a bit confused by all this. But as soon as either one of the candidates goes on a gun rampage, I'll be there.

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And the polls are in-Mitt Romney is the 45th President of the United States.

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@mattb3012 In the casino's what?

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Staying up all night can be a bit of a challenge for daywalkers like me.

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I'm willing to bet $10,000 that Mitt Romney will lose the election.

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I'm in Las Vegas today. 'Las Vegas' is Portuguese for 'The Vegas'.

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If you're stuck for something terrifying to watch tonight, remember that Sky News broadcasts all day, every day.

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To answer all your questions, no, Chicago is not experiencing a hurricane.

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@mattb3012 As far as I'm aware Chicago has escaped the worst of the storm.

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New York is certainly living up to its nickname of 'The Windy City'.

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I'm surprised Gary Glitter has been arrested-I thought they hanged him last year. I'm sure I watched it on TV.

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Silvio Berlusconi has agreed to go to jail, but only after being guaranteed bait.

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Police have confirmed that in light of recent events Jimmy Savile is rumoured to have 'gone underground'.