EVIL Mustard King

We've got a blind date with destiny... And it looks like she's ordered the lobster || Right you are, Ken || MDK || *fan account*

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Matt Farley is working on an important new album called REQUESTS & QUESTIONS.

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #suicide

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@RiseOfTheTuna @MoternMedia OH YEAH!!!!! you should text him about this tweet [phone]

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Remember:
October is the month of "The Mothman Song (Believe in the Power of the Mothman!)"
Put it on your playlist!
Force your friends to listen to it!
Let's make it The Song of The Fall!

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

Does anybody want to invest in my new company it's called Wrinkled Lunchlady and we produce beef chili

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

Don't like say anything to anyone but I think I might be in love with Tom Segura's wife

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Mandatory menu items.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'What are you laughing at, Frog?' said Toad.

'I am laughing at you, Toad,' said Frog, 'because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.'

'Of course I do,' said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@MoternMedia I HAD NO IDEA BRB

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@melon_thief @MoternMedia This one is a given. Always a great early crowd warmer upper

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@MoternMedia Refuses to smile for the album cover, like a true ARTIST.

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@MoternMedia Great book. Very personal. Emotional. Gripping. Intense. Must read.

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@MoternMedia DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Text 603-644-0048 to book Matt Farley for a concert with The Motern Manly Band.

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

Yeah I'm single haha my type is Not Italian

[jcj @johncoffeejr]

you just don't have this issue with matt farley

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@MoternMedia This is incredible. Very soon this will be arenas. It's only a matter of time

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

@MoternMedia It's no Late Night Fight by the Rock but it does absolutely rip regardless

[EVIL Mustard King @NotKevinGannon]

Been seeing a lot of people recently talk down on tomato soup. I've been pro-tomato soup my entire life, and to see this movement gaining traction is quite frankly sickening

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

There is so much controversy surrounding Matt Farley of Motern Media.