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[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

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[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

@DivinationRPG @TheAmandaGray @BenSPerry @mikerapin @nascrag Idk where I’m looking but it’s not at the camera

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

Thanks The Happy Fits for spending 275 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Achey Bones. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/7r5nuYO2CG

[Odyssey Dice Company @OdysseyDice]

We saw how much love this set got so we had to do just one more giveaway! Here is Celestial!

This one ends 08/19 at 12PM EST. Good luck everyone!

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like + RT this post

We're also giving away a second set over on Instagram!
#dnd #dice #ttrpg

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

@Brianhead @mikerapin ^twix all the time

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

@WPeriyasamy

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

@NianticHelp I’m trying to RSVP for the In-person Safari Zone Philadelphia event but I never received an email with a code even though I bought a ticket.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

“This climate law is surrender - because nature doesn’t bargain and you cannot make ”deals” with physics.
And we will not allow you to surrender on our future.”

A part of my speech today addressing the European Parliament in Brussels. Full speech here: https://t.co/dJ0kEsivMk

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

I read this 3 times and still thought It said happy.

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Why is baby dino so baby

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

Voicemails

Well that’s disappointing

[sarah hugged ari @getwellsoou]

do this on your keyboard and the word that you make will describe this year for u

[Adam @KoenigAdam]

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:

A) Sanders and Trump waving their hands and yelling on national tv.

B) Biden and Trump yelling and challenging each other to push-up competitions on national tv.

C) Warren expertly and surgically eviscerating Trump on national tv.

#ChooseWarren

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Donald Trump’s extreme, right-wing judges are already rolling back women’s rights. And, without reform—inside and outside of the courts—any Democratic president’s agenda will be at risk, too. I've got plans to protect our rights for the long haul. https://t.co/wOE2tMWdQO

[Negin Farsad @NeginFarsad]

Hey Super Tuesday voters! If you’re confused by all the candidates dropping out of the race, don’t worry, you can still vote for Elizabeth Warren! 96% of the country has yet to vote - don’t let some media narrative make the choice for you. https://t.co/5tVU6wOI3Q

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

@DreSouffle You’re clearly saving more than your spending. So it’s like money earned. That’s how finance works.

[👾 Idle Birch 👾 @idlebirch]

🧸🧺 Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

This is an instance when the Oxford comma was not helpful. Is Bong Joon Ho the leader of the free world? Does BJH have a cabinet? I literally can’t tell.

[NEON @neonrated]

South Korean President Moon Jae meets with the Leader of the Free World, Bong Joon Ho, and his cabinet to celebrate PARASITE.

[🐨Koalapied🥧 @NotKoalafied]

@loudandfearless The Mummy.

That scene when the beetle crawls under his skin...