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[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Austin: Babe, how come you don’t ask for my input for your dress?
Me: You’ve said yes to ugly dresses, you’re going to say I look beautiful in all of them.
Austin: … but you do look beautiful in the all of them.

I don’t deserve this man.

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Worst iPad update EVER! @Apple

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

#CollegeStationBCT

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

finna go watch that one scooby doo movie in honor of him unless yall tell me he was a bad person since yall tend to withhold crucial info until a person is dead

[Melissa @melissaenciso]

THIS

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

I get to see my besties this weekend 😭

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Cousin: Which Disney park do you want to go to?
Me: To the one that the Shets defeated the Flamingos.

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Start moving like you matter

[maricoñaso™ @finessesh0t]

me when a 25 year old talks to me

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Gilbert: omg I haven’t worked with you since 2020!
Me: I know!
Gilbert: Look at you you don’t look like a little girl anymore, you grew into your body!
Esmer: She finally went through puberty at 30 years old!
Me: oh 🥲

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Idk what I’m doing

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Can’t stress this enough

[spicebae @spicebae_]

he was w Kayla Nicole for like 5+ years and they were never engaged, he's been dating Taylor for 2 years and they're engaged. when a man knows, he knows & it doesn't take a decade.

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

I just want to be in progresso with a Dos Equis light and lonches from taqueria victor.

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

@tristenrobles03 Give me a few weeks

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Crash-out or peaceful era haven’t decided yet

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Someone said ice cubes float in their own blood and I can’t unsee it now.

[kriss @NotKristenMarie]

Austin: $3 and .50c shiner
Us: What?
Austin: $3 and .50c shiner
Me: are you saying $3.50 shiners?
Austin: Yes
Us: Wtf 😂