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I am the ghost of franchise past...

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Me with Julie Andrews, her husband Blake Lively, and the Oscar we won for The Julie Andrews Hour – a 26 x half hour series available for syndication now.

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I was always fond of Sammy Davis Jr. and had him over to tape a special any time his busy Frat Pack schedule would allow. #therandymancan

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A very merry Christmas to you all and many happy returns to the birthday boy... ME

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Some of you have asked how I would suggest one best carves a turkey. While I'm not the most experienced at Xmas dinner, I would say the most sensible way would be to slice it up into 15 regions, then negotiate the exchange of the best cuts of meat between your family members.

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I reckon this still off of the set of The Persuaders really sums up the unique chemistry of Roger Moore and Sir Tony Curtis. I was proud to feature them as the first double act on television and we enjoyed great success in the ratings.

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Between 1983 and 1974, ITC produced The Muppet Show starring Kermit the Frog and Frank Oz. It was created by Jimmy Henson, featured a parade of famous guest stars and did very well around the world. Not bad for the first puppet show ever created.

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In all my years producing thrillers, I insisted on doing my own stunts. Some would argue that this wasn't required as I wouldn't be seen on camera, but I say lead by example! You may think I look rough, but I refused to let Jean Morton jump out of that potato wagon on her own.

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While many considered this an impressive display of my Charleston chops, at this precise moment I was in fact attempting to rid myself of a rabbit secreted about my person by noted television wizard, David Nixon. And that's how I invented magic.

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Supercar!

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One of the great honours of my life in show business is the privilege of serving our great country as a trade representative and forging close relationships with the likes of Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother.

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I've instructed my secretary to teletype these short messages for ITC distribution to the global wide web network and to do so without proofing, editing, or fact checking. I stand by every word and my word is my bond.