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brain scrampled eg

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meatgetti and spagballs

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@StormSchmorm stormwqmnxhmormm

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if i see one more "protein" something im gonna lose it cause wdym i saw protein soda at the store the other day

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hamburger helper? more like hamburger help me hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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my aunt got my cousin this shirt from the local chinese store here in Guatemala... it doesnt translate to anything

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i really hope the dad from the berenstain bears is not on the epstein files

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idk who need to hear this but following your heart dont always work i recommend raw dogging life til something good happens

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pedicure places are insane cause you either pay $30 for a basic pedicure or $60 for the luxury motor oil bolognese chimichanga exfoliation pedicure

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i went through an AI drive thru and tell me how i almost ordered 34 green chickens

what even is that

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i just had to unironically tell a student "if the door is locked, then it is not open" for them to understand why the door was not open because it was locked

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packing peanuts

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i saw a meme of a dude petitioning to change the name "communion wafers" to "jeez its" and now i cannot unsee it

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life actually gets much better when you learn the art of saying NO

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@StormSchmorm you have a good point

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ketchup

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@RoxasEevwy32 i beg to differ, with all due respect

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its funny to think that we live in a giant spinning rock

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hispanic is in my blood cause i was craving hot soup on a 100 degree weather day

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sometimes i wish i could be astronomically close to finding the cure for cancer so i can disappear from this earth

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i still think about you😞