Lucas BROmanski

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[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

The green zone must be one of those ideas that no one shut down because they thought it was too stupid to ever make it anywhere and then it did and by then it was too late to stop it #NeverGiveUp #PerseveranceCanBeatStupidity

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

Aww, yeah! It's 4th of July, the one day that everyone can dress the way @_brodylicious does every day! 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

How come they never call it a moist t-shirt contest? 🤔🤔🤔

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

A casino is really just an adult arcade #interesting

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

This jar of queso dip says "refrigerate after opening" but when am I supposed to eat it then?!

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

How come movies are never described as 'pre-apocalyptic'? #interesting

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

My heart goes out to all of the guys holding women up at the NDSF concert who pretending they are lighter than they really are #realMVP

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

Snap Map really over estimates how many of my friends drive yellow cars

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

People say it is easy to flip a house. But that can't be true, because I've never even saw someone pick a house up.

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

If I owned a post office, the bathroom doors would say Mail and Femail

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

People use the phrase "that was a shit show" but has anyone ever imagined what a shit show would look like? #interesting

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

The hair on you body can stand up, but it doesn't have legs... #interesting

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

The worst time to get a random boner is in the locker room shower, but for some reason it happens to me all the time #maybeitsnotrandom

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

While answer the question "where are you?" If you forget to put the space in "now here." The recipient gets a very different answer

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

Just read that people that lack confidence talk faster... @BustaRhymes must have some serious confidence issues

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

The word cycle has two C's in it but they sound nothing alike #interesting

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

How long can you stare into someone's window before it become creapy? I ussually start to feel a little unconfortable after about 2 hours

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

I wonder if the Manning brothers actually hung out that tuesday.... #peytononsundaymorning

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

18, my favorite number, is the age of consent. Coincidence? I think not. Just kidding, my favorite number is 10 #evenbetter

[Lucas BROmanski @NotLucRomanski]

If you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room you created a wireless water transfer #interesting