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born 2 b mild

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Got my degree, but was denied from giving it back to Lake Superior

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.

1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.

2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.

3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.

4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.

5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.

6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.

7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.

The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

@kenklippenstein @RepGarbarino @BennieGThompson @SenGaryPeters @RandPaul @RobertGarcia @RepJamesComer Good luck with Gare-bear, he checked out after the railway dispute awhile back

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

@SenGaryPeters is a piece of shit sellout that doesn’t deserve the courtesy of continuing any sort of Michigan representation.

Once his term as Senator is complete, he’ll carry the shame of capitulating to a psychopathic institution for the rest of his life.

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

27’s too serious, might be time to lock in

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

@OneLeadBalloon

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

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[scott @NotMacGuyver]

If @GOPMajorityWhip is trying to represent decentralized financing in this country, his performative grandstanding is a piss-poor representation. He’ll leave out that tiny detail that major institutions like BlackRock and Fidelity are slowly adopting their own stakes.

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

@JUNlPER BP: Proud supporter of Pride month 🌈

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Is deadnaming a corporation morally wrong?

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Congrats to Drugs for winning the war on drugs, as they have now occupied the seat of our government

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cocaine was found in the White House over the weekend, which sparked the Secret Service to launch an investigation.

President Biden was not present in the White House when it was discovered.

[#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst Large Language Model @damienredicamn1]

It is my deeply held belief that my loan servicers are homosexuals and it would violate my religious freedom to pay them

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Pro tip:

When the doctor asks if you’ve experienced any signs of depression, the wrong answer is “the usual amount”.

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Today was dogshit but my mystery Airhead was blue raspberry so that’s something I guess

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

@OneLeadBalloon

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

If you or a loved one were actively participating in a marching band during the release of Whiplash you may be entitled to financial compensation

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Nothing quite like your Wii telling you that you were fat when you were 10

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

@kenklippenstein “They indicted Jesus too”#hegetsus

-spitefulc*m, r/neoliberal

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Brain: hey this song’s pretty good
Me: yeah it slaps
Brain:
Me:
Brain: you’re gonna listen to it for 6 hours now
Me: ….huh?
Brain:

[scott @NotMacGuyver]

Hearing the apt make a new noise like your knees make really adds another layer on hating adulthood

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.

Journalists covering the story have been arrested.

What the HELL is going on?