𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 !

The 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻 -- it’s so 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 -- so 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 --

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

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Jack Russell is…
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅
( 𝐁𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 )

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙒𝙊𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

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And -- I’m starting to 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 again --
𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 --
𝗔𝗔𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙂𝙃𝙃𝙃 !

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

// Generational loss that Rivals didn’t make Elsa’s plush Jack 😔😔😔

[𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗘𝗬𝗘𝗗 𝗪𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 @opticalportals]

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𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗫-𝗠𝗔𝗡

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

He stole another motorcycle.

Only way to get cross country really.

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

The big grin is familiar, a couple fuzzy memories of blurry nights filled with that smile still in his memory.

“Hey, babe. Thought you were in space.”

Oh boy, just drunk or another virus?

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

She grins down at him, braid hanging all in a coil near his head like a big, bell-adorned snake.

“Hi.”

She leans down to get a good sniff of him. He smells just like she remembers! Kind of! Her brain is kind of fried!

[𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ'𝑠 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 @bewitchedgrace]

yet 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 https://t.co/DMyOaBek3T

𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘢 𝘊𝘢𝘪𝘯
.·:*¨༺ 𝑩𝒂𝒕𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ༻¨*:·.

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

“Hi there.” He said with a toothy grin at the opening of her eye. What came next wasn’t unexpected, Jack embracing the tackle as it came and holding on to her.

“I missed you too, Zay.”

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

Another nose twitch. Snores shifting to slight purrs from the petting. One eye slides open, big white eyeball appearing to stare at him.

And then she LUNGES from the ground, drool and all, to tackle him!

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

He reached down and gently pet the woman’s head. The familiar scent of stardust, space fuel, and booze had lured him to her.

“Zaaaaay’yah, you alive?”

Of course she was, she was snoring after all.

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

She might be drowning in the amount of drool she’s creating. Nose twitching…familiar smell…zzz…

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

Inspecting the green and unconscious woman’s face, shocked to find her back on Earth.

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

Passed out face down in a puddle of her iridescent drool.

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

// There’s also the flanderization of Hulk’s strength to consider when bringing up Thing vs Hulk.

When they first got put in match-ups they were similar sizes. Hulk usually came out ahead or it was BfO’d by a bigger threat.

They also like boxing because they can be rough.

[𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐍. . .𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 @FuturistStark]

No shade but I genuinely think Thing works as his best when he’s taller than a normal man, but still vastly shorter than Hulk.

It paints this David v Goliath of a man that’s out his weight class but still refuses to let up because he’s the only one who can do what he needs to.

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

Christ, can’t leave you people alone for five damn minutes.

[.ᐣ @FacelessCrusade]

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𝐃𝐎𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐎 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈
Head of the Moretti Crime Family
Host to An Eldritch Spider From
Outer Space

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

Never too full for you, Else, talk to me.

[𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐀 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄 @lineofthehunt]

how heavy's your head right now, @NotManOrBeast? don't want to fill it with more thoughts if you're not capable of dealin'

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . . @TheFirstTorch]

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𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙
𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗦 #𝟭!
Is he man? Is he machine?
Is he more?

[𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ! @NotManOrBeast]

Been a couple of days since I saw Red…