Evil Vinny Mannarino

Pondering existentialism...ON MY DRUM KIT!!!!

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Someday ill wake up and realize I never made that totally awesome shot that bounced off 3 to 4 things back during senior year at stepinac

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should i be this bummed about not being able to get tickets to see one of my favorite bands since 6th grade? the band is Ace of Base

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Just got some amazing life advice from Christian Barrientos...quit college and work in retail #Morons #StepinacIsProud

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having to sleep with a box of tissues next your bed is fucking convienient for chronic masturbation sessions. #seewhatididthere #imsosticky

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My xbox handle is FIRST2FIGHT but only cause FIRST2RUN and FIRST2EAT were already taken #VinnyPROBS @Cgreenan13 @BooyaMike @Shardbearer197

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I don't think my mouth understands what the phrase "taking candy from a baby" actually means. I always just eat the baby

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As much as I hate Brady, he's got a body that won't quit,cant stop thinking about sucking his dick. #DownDoOver

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theres a dude named Jordan Barile in my mouth

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In a class today we did ice breakers and everybody found it so cool that i once threw this piece of garbage n it totally bounced off things

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If you have an ambigram tattoo it better say bag of lunch...in a related tweet I want to eat your ambigram tattoo bag of lunch

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Two dudes made me pinky promise something tonight. Heres a hint...it rhymes with Blumpkin...(sigh) it's free blumpkins

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You know you have an eating problem when: Your going down on this hawt Irish Dude and all you can think about is how much you want Cheetos

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Totally just watched goonies and I got a hard on for the old woman fratelli mom #TreasureGILF

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Just drank my roommates urine #YOLO

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baby gap during this time of year is a nightmare -____- I need a new blink 182 shirt

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"Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. That's my life motto." #OprahWinfreychannel

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#WhatTypeOfVehicleAreYou The Type that has pubes growing out of the glove box and air condition vents

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#WhatTypeOfFoodAreYou Mayonnaise that was left in the sun

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Vinny Fun Fact: Sometimes I like to hide n the sewer and scare people by sticking my boner through the grate like the Dianoga from Star Wars

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so whats it feel like to be in a ghost?