Marcaux

Mom Pick Me Up Im Scared

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@FThooligan @A_S_B_2000 @TableOfPotato @ValaAfshar Actually going to buy one of your shirts so when you think about you’re passionate about you’ll think about me forever :)

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@FThooligan @A_S_B_2000 @TableOfPotato @ValaAfshar Wait omg that’s such a good response I get it you mean like
You’re referencing me doing something homosexual
But I’m not so it would be something I wouldn’t do but you’re saying I would holy shit that was so good dude ur awesome

What is it like being garbage?!

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@FThooligan @A_S_B_2000 @TableOfPotato @ValaAfshar Hey man it’s been a while I just wanna check if you’re done crying over being a little homophobic baby-man?

I hope all is well

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

If no one is gonna say it I will

In the movie big daddy:

Adam Sandler by legality kidnapped a child and deserved that jail time

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@MLBONFOX Ew

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@FourSavages Oh wow u mean he missed a hard playing ball?

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@elonmuskTN 70 I want full benefits and I will be filing. Lawsuit if I’m not hired

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

Babe r u ok?

U barely even ascended into a state of pure bliss when ‘Work It’ by Missy Elliot came on?

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@GrimForPrez It’s over ur aziz line it’s ur. Fault

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@FThooligan @A_S_B_2000 @TableOfPotato @ValaAfshar Hey brother just checking in on how ur doing I know u were like super upset ab my tweet because that’s all u have in life

U doing ok?

[Costas Themistocleous @MyNamesCostas]

The very moment Alonso hit the go ahead homer. Clearly @NotMarcaux and I are pleased. #LetsGoMets

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

MOM PICK ME UP IM SCARED

JUNE 7

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

Your honor

my client is simply a “silly goose”

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

I want to get married but at this point id settle for fucking a warm bagel with cream cheese

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

please cancel me

i need a day off

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@Dewani_6 @Edwardian_ETH2 wow thank u so much this really helped me find my pants

can i borrow that chromosome?

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

The Wright Brothers invented the Airplane because road head was getting boring

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@DailyLoud Lil Wayne said this years ago and didnt cringe laugh after

Kanye west is a fucking tool

[Marcaux @NotMarcaux]

@miss__insanity batman is my favorite super hero

that being said he is not a super hero

iron man doesnt deserve it

BLTs are not a complete sandwich

come at be cowboy