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updating my operating system with experience

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[cutting through Brazilian jungle]
*finds indigenous village*
Hi, I'm a Prime member.
I'd like to complain that my shipping took three days.

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@RdrJay47

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The breaking of the karmic wave over the collective as we get waffle stomped into the next age of humanity.

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@tatsncatss Life will be whatever you give to while you live it.

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@cold_lil_heartt https://t.co/bCusNdV6j1

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If you don't drink the local water, the trees won't recognize you.

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What is the appropriate occasion to drink sherry?

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You do not get to decide what you deserve, you get to decide how you experience what you get.

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I only exist if you think about me

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one time my grandpa took me aside & asked if i could keep a secret & i said yes so then he told me about how he’s in a perpetual time loop where he keeps traveling back & forth between world war 2 & a limp bizkit concert.

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@BlackRose_xo_xo

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Aw fuck, I woke up again.

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I would like to start a very friendly kindness cult with only some of the weird stuff.

[Mellow @DIYDisclosure]

Are you tired of feeling like the whole world is just your mind… only to realize your mind’s generating nothing but low-effort hallucinated garbage?

Well, I’ve got just the philosophy for you: solip-slop-ism.

Congrats champ, you’re the universe’s only thinker, and a mediocre one at that.

The good news? You can’t disappoint anyone but yourself… which is virtually impossible given how low your standards are.

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@TelepathyTapes My last two cats visited me to let me know they had passed.

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@Cortex_Zero Hell yes

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Silently dissolving from existence

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@cvndvce

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@Cactuscali1991

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We are apexing

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@HopeWellWins The sheer relative size of the bar!