Not Matty Myers

Bringing my west coast style to big red nation bruh

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Sorry about the 1st inning. My hawaiin punch water fountian had me distracted. That think is legit though. #backtowork

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Whos this umpire? I thought the strike zone was 8 feet wide and from the head to the toes?

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Welp there goes my funding for capri sun water fountians and my donut deliveries to the office every day

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

@tbades25 only at popeyes.

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Took the guys to play laser tag.Caught some in the corner trying to see how many white stains they can get to show on their shirts.#sickbruh

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Although the commercials are banned in every country but North Korea

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

All this talk about Willie on tv is disappointing. Atleast put something up that wku cares about. Like Matty's Stiffy Gel. #entertainment

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

I know none of my players are going to be graduating today. They are all out opossum kicking or frog gigging this morning. #rednecksforsure

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Graduation today. Thinking about setting up a kiosk for Matty's Stiffy Gel to see how many girls I can attract. #realstiffbruh

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

"@Scamo36: I wonder how people go about being employeed in a airport..."have sticky fingers, be unpleasant, rude, and nappy hair

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Tried to get @NotBDougherty but he was stuck looking at the mirror. Couldnt get him out of his studio apt

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

Sprucing up and going to Nashville tonight. You already know my hair is loaded down with Matty's Stiffy Gel.

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

@NotBDougherty since gary and todd wont answer I guess we have the go ahead for a fruit punch fountain and a toaster oven in the dugout

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

"@DK_FIVE: Coaches that care!! #thankyou" I care about getting paid... you feel me bruh? #moremoneylessproblems

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

@PimpRansdell todd wont answer. Can we get a fruit punch fountain and a toaster oven in the dugouts before season starts? #pleasebruh

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

I want to get fruit punch fountain in the dugout and a toaster oven to cook pizza rolls in. What do you think @ToddStewartWKU

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

@NotBMFP I never liked WT he never wanted to go out & Ken was always in the parking lot for some reason. I hope youre down for the challenge

[Devin Kelly @DK_FIVE]

Coaches that care!! #thankyou

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

@NotBDougherty not to mention how good our hair looks. Who has gel in their hair better than us? Nooooobodybruh

[Not Matty Myers @NotMattMyers]

How do I coach baseball in this cold? Me and @NotBDougherty will be wearing all kinds of layers #michelinmanstylebruh