The Fake Matt parody

I am here KC. Your long suffering has come to an end. Parody account.

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

On this day in Royals history :

Sept. 20, 1980: George Brett entered the night batting .400, the latest anyone had been there since Ted Williams in 1941. Brett went 0-for-4 and fell to .396. He never reached .400 again—but finished at an incredible .390 and won AL MVP.

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

Every time I reflect on the reasons why I divorced my ex I’m reminded on exactly why. Got this lovely reminder today

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@rock_climber02 @jmproductionsyt Framing is one stat. Salvador Perez is an elite defensive catcher and one of the best of his generation of throwing out runners and is a highly respected game caller. Framing has no relevance anymore with ABS.

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@ltk2k2 @rock_climber02 @mike94474486 @fan_brewer25123 @jaketodonnell If the large market teams are always “at the cap” how could they afford an Ohtani when he becomes available?

Hint: they can’t

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@rock_climber02 @KristenParlay23 @juliefalbo The MLB draft has a salary cap….i wonder where BWJ lands if it didn’t? Certainly not KC

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@Turtleman372585 @rock_climber02 @KristenParlay23 None of them care…not the players or the owners

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@JoeMommalikedit @Rep_Stansbury @Limare64 Nah man….the grown ups are out there fighting and putting their lives on the line not buying ice cream machines and millions of dollars on king crab….you think they are giving that to the people on the frontline’s??

Nah man, that shit is in Hegseths private stash

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@JediFella @criticallocus @MetaLawMan They aren’t exactly the brightest bunch….but don’t tell them, they’re easy to make fun of 🤣🤣

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@FonzieSoto @rock_climber02 @blue8705 @PulpDudeNV2 @notgaetti Lmao…..you keep moving the goalposts after accusing him of doing that….STILL havent named a single HOF catcher framing stats….learn ball dweeb

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

@PulpDudeNV2 @notgaetti Trout and Salvador Perez both came into the MLB in 2011.

Trout has:

22 more RBI
43 more Hits
7 more 2B

I'm not suggesting Perez is Trout, but this is why every player needs context and one stat like WAR shouldn't tell a complete story any more than how many hits

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@BurnedByWorthy @rock_climber02 @quote_icy @albert8768 @JimmoothyS Fact is, you have to use framing to cling to your useless argument.

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@BurnedByWorthy @rock_climber02 @quote_icy @albert8768 @JimmoothyS Looks like you like to just ignore the BR chart and cling to your spreadsheet….lol….probably never watched a game in your life

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@rock_climber02 @ItzFoochie @quote_icy @albert8768 @JimmoothyS It’s wild people are still this lame. I remember you arguing with Grandal fans on why he was “elite” due to framing….that dude was a complete shit catcher. Biggest noodle arm I’ve ever seen.

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

Salvador Perez is 35 years old... here is where he ranks among catchers this year:

HR: 3
RBI: 2
Hits: 1

Dude ages like fine wine....

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@rock_climber02 @craigdhooten Yeah, 75% at catcher is what’s needed to be considered a primary catcher. Many forget players like Joe Mauer don’t qualify as a primary catcher.

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

Salvador Perez is 14th in MLB history with 1635 hits as a primary catcher. He has played in 1621 games… of the 13 players ahead of him in hits, only 5 have more hits than games played.

Rodriguez
Simmons
Berra
Dickey
Piazza

ALL are in the HOF

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@ValkyrieB70 @wolfofx Or white people

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

Things I continue to see on this app.

1. Sandy Hook didn't happen
2. The Earth is flat
3. We never landed on the moon
4. 9/11 was fake
5. The NFL is rigged

Pretty sure they are all the same people

[The Fake Matt parody @NotMattQuatraro]

@rock_climber02 @StephenClearNFL Cook that clown. Texans will NEVER win blaming anyone but themselves

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

As Adam has pointed out, Chiefs opponents consistently try and get an advantage by trying to hurt Mahomes, knowing that’s the only way they can win. Thanks for pointing this out Adam, the NFL should ban these players and coaches for this behaviour, it’s unacceptable