Matt Simon (Not)

Mariners legend and goal scoring freak. Terrorizing defenders since 06'. PARODY.

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Take me back Arnie. I'm better than Janko @SydneyFC

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

I am newly available @realmadrid @FCBayern

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Not happy about this lads RT @CCMariners: CLUB STATEMENT: The contract of Matt Simon will not be renewed beyond this season.

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

These reports are right from @Gatty54
I've actually been offered a contract with @FCBarcelona
#BarcaSuperstarSimon

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

It's because I'm better than everyone else and l make them look bad. #SuperstarSimon

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

This is bullshit.

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

@Gatty54 They can't get rid of me. I'll chain myself to the goal posts.

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Fabio is going to score tonight. I feel it my bones(r)

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

@JoshO567 @23Timmah @CCMariners I'm fine lad, missus wanted more from me in the bedroom, l obliged and did my groin

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Looking forward to the boys giving it to those pissants. #CCMFC

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

How many times have l scored against you in training?
The same amount of beers you had on that flight to Welly?
#IronLiverReddy @LiamReddy12

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Simon, Matty Simon, Matty, Matty, Simon, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo Toure.
Get this up and running lads @ccyellowarmy

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Not sure if I'm playing yet, Fabio crossing it to my big pasty head is gonna rip teams apart.
#FabioSimonDreamTeam

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Can we get #WalmAndFuzzyFeeling trending @CCMariners fans.
#SuperstarSimon

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Game Day. Looking forward to another match ruined by Moss tac.......
JOKES
#TonyIn

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

I've got a Walm and fuzzy feeling. #TonyIn

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Got to training yesterday and Moss wasn't there. Thought he'd slept in, nope, HE GOT THE SACK!
#MOSSISOUT

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Remember when Hutch was the heart of the #F3Derby? His last chance to play in one for us and he doesn't even get off the bench. #MossOut

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

More brain cells in an RBB member than Phil Moss.

[Matt Simon (Not) @NotMattSimon]

Parking in Moss's spot at training on Monday. Fuck him.